Piece of My Hot Red Skates Prefight

vanilla ike · Post by **vanilla ike** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:00 am

Denyer wrote:check my lyrics dog:

Cheer up Shelly
Buy her a cake
And THROW IT IN HER FACE
THROW IT IN HER FACE

Cheer up Shelly
Buy her some pie
And THROW IT IN HER FACE
THROW IT IT IN HER FACE

LOL
oyeah i can do the other one too

I BOUGHT A CAKE
I BOUGHT A CAKE
YUM YUM YUM
OH YEAH I BOUGHT A CAKE

YOU WANT SOME GOD?
YOU WANT SOME GOD?
WELL TOO FREAKING BAD
THIS IS MY CAKE

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
GOD GETS NO CAKE
Oh he through it in my face

hey.l..now this is some of the funniest shit that i have heard in a long time.....you have to record it! I would love to hear it....all as the shelley though probably.......thanks for the laugh.....

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:38 am

vanilla ike wrote:you have to record it! I would love to hear it.

have you heard any of his songs before? i'm not so sure you'd be so anxious, if you had.

i'm joking, of course, denyer.

or am i...

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:13 pm

PiGPEN wrote:most you dont have a sense of humor it seems so a song that includes date-rape drugs, gay/straight insults and post-mortem copulation might not go over well.

Do it anyway, but put some time and thought into the lyrics. All those things can be funny (nsfw). Anyone can be vulgar (I've heard a few of your songs, and they certainly didn't stand out as excessively vulgar, considering the genre), but it takes a little more thought to be funny. I'm not 12; saying "homo" in a song doesn't make me titter. However, I am your age, and I don't find this funny:

PiGPEN wrote:Pass the chrome i want their asses blown
In a totally thugged out hetrosexual way
Cuz im not some gay i like gun play
The bitches i sexes im homophobic n sexist
And i like wearing pretty pretty neclaces

Do you?

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:12 pm

PiGPEN wrote: 2)most you dont have a sense of humor it seems so a song that includes date-rape drugs, gay/straight insults and post-mortem copulation might not go over well.

Maybe if you made it funny this time we might laugh. Lame is as lame does.

And if you're such a frickin' gangster, why do you spend so much time feeling sorry for yourself?

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:03 pm

tviyh wrote:
vanilla ike wrote:you have to record it! I would love to hear it.
have you heard any of his songs before? i'm not so sure you'd be so anxious, if you had.

i'm joking, of course, denyer.

or am i...

You're not.

I tried to record a Red Skates last week with these lyrics but I still suck even though I know two chords now:

I got red skates
I got red skates
I got red skates
Cause I ran over your face

My skates are red
My skates are red
My skates are red
Cause I ran over your head

I ran over your face
I ran over your face
Then I ran off with your money
Like Christopher Scase

I ran over your head
I ran over your head
The cops tried to catch me
But I hid in my shed

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:46 pm

Puce wrote:However, I am your age, and I don't find this funny:
PiGPEN wrote:Pass the chrome i want their asses blown
In a totally thugged out hetrosexual way
Cuz im not some gay i like gun play
The bitches i sexes im homophobic n sexist
And i like wearing pretty pretty neclaces
Do you?

no. I wear no jewelery of any kind. That was sarcasm...look it up. Imitating 'gangsta' rappers who obsessivly call guys feminine yet look quite girly in neclaces and rings and such.

j$ wrote: And if you're such a frickin' gangster, why do you spend so much time feeling sorry for yourself?

Not feeling sorry for myself and still not gangster.

Why such thick skulls? Theres nothing to protect.

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:47 pm

PiGPEN wrote:
Puce wrote:However, I am your age, and I don't find this funny:
PiGPEN wrote:blah blah blah
Do you?

dude you answered the wrong question. "do you" as in "do you find this funny".

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:17 am

A couple of pigpen's lines were funny. The ones about the super soaker and 'he pissed himself'. There's a few that would appear clever if delivered better.

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:21 am

Might have something for Cheer Up Shelley (if I can get that damned "Hang On Sloopy" song out of my head). New toys, new noise!

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:22 am

thanks r.g. ... it's bad enough the title made that "cheer up charlie" song from willie wonka & the chocolate factory get stuck in my head. you've been a big help.

Southwest_Statistic · Post by **Southwest_Statistic** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:31 am

It's 3:39 AM. I just had a song idea come to me in a dream. This is gonna rock.

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:34 am

Denyer wrote:A couple of pigpen's lines were funny. The ones about the super soaker and 'he pissed himself'. There's a few that would appear clever if delivered better.

=_=

You enjoyed the most childish, unwitty lyrics in the whole song (made as verse end filler until the next hook came in).

yay for you.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:53 am

Well I must be really dumb then, and I'm the only one who's said anything good about your song, so what does that say about you?

ps there was a hook?

Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:32 am

A ha ha!!! Full circle: Once the flamee is now the flamer. Good job Denyer.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:59 am

I think it's whoever made the shitty rap song that week.

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:44 am

Denyer wrote:ps there was a hook?

yeah, didn't you notice? he was all like "something something something something and now comes the hook" or something like that.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:50 am

Oh. I thought that was because his sister walked into the room.

(zing)

I wasn't hooked. Maybe it should be "here comes the chorus".

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:42 pm

Lonbobby · Post by **Lonbobby** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:45 pm

Who cares if I fail med school? I'm in again under Fifteen Years for Wrath of God. Looking forward to the fight!

Lon

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:26 pm

pigpen... uhm... you should stop taking criticism as the worst thing on earth.. most of it, is meant to give you ideas...

look at others like frontalot for example(good production... and well hit rhymes... as well as how they are pronounced and presented)... sure not everyone loves any sort of rap... but if you go about it... and do it well enough... you can get something out of it...

but if you are just goin' to ignore every stretch of criticism... and keep goin' about things the sameway... over and over... things will never change... and you will still be callin' everyone else 'flamers'... just cause you aren't tryin' to improve... just cause it's good enough for you... but it's not good enough for anyone else... nothing is perfect... and there is always room for improvement... and if you can't see that...

you goin' need luck to get by....

erik · Post by **erik** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:34 pm

No one has to listen to anyone else.

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:00 am

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