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Bad news! It turns out that my face isn't smart enough to grow a moustache to a decently waxable length in thirty days or less, so my pizza is free, and I was forced to carve out this ridiculous affront to masculine grooming:



Consider it my own personal paean to seventies pornography! The flash from my camera is like the light of a thousand angels, all singing joyfully in chorus. Hallelujah, you goofy-looking man!

Also I didn't write a song about moustaches, but I did spend more time than is reasonable dancing about my home singing the theme song from Saul of the Mole Men. Hopefully that counts for something. Now, if y'all will excuse me, it is time to go out and scare away young ladies.

oops. I forgot to write a song. be right back.

...ahem

if I could draw your attention to Official Movember rule #4

There is to be no joining of
the handlebars—That’s a goatie. .

I will post mine as soon as I find my camera connector thingy

Yeah, but then I would look like... um... bzl.

Sorry I'm a bit late - I lost my camera connector thingy...

Caravan Ray wrote: 1. Grow a moustache

done

Caravan Ray wrote: 2. Visit the Movember website and register, then over the course of the month do your bit to raise money and awareness for men's health issues.

My total came to AUD$160

Caravan Ray wrote: 3. Record a cover version of a song originally made famous by somebody with a moustache (or a song about somebody with a moustache), or write a song about moustaches[/i]

YMCA - Caravan Ray (Village People cover)

Caravan Ray wrote: YMCA - Caravan Ray (Village People cover)

Absolutely love how you did this! Even better than the original. If there is voting for Movember songs, this is the winner.

Just found this and that's a fantastic cover Ray, truely excellent (better than the original in my opinion) apart from the songfight archives is there anywhere available where I could obtain any other of your workings?

Thank you very much Spoons And Wages


Pretty much everything I've done is here on Songfight.

There are a few covers from various sidefights etc. still hanging around on my webspace:

Taxman (The Beatles)
Run Run Run (Velvet Underground)
Outside Paradise (The Hell Yeahs) featuring Flvxxm Flvvrm
Fight The Sea (Heuristics+Starfinger)
Elvis In Space (Johnny Cashpoint) featuring Marcus Kellis
Budapest By Blimp (Thomas Dolby) featuring Paco del Stinko
Need Stilts (Glen Case) featuring my wife

also:
The Price Is Right - a remix of a song written and performed by Roymond's son Jason
and
The Jig Is Up which was for the one-off Longfight! by The Voice Inside Penny's Caravan (me, my wife and The Voice Inside Your Head)

and 2 songs over at Tuneflow

plus the Nur Ein stuff some of which can still be found at
http://www.triplejunearthed.com/Artists ... tistid=746
http://www.myspace.com/caravanraymusic
http://www.slicethepie.com/Music/ViewAr ... x?id=10046

Although I feel like an absolute thief, when I get home from work this evening I'm ging to treat myself to some Caravan Ray downloading action.

Thanks for the links Ray.

Okay, so it's almost three months in, and my moustache is finally long enough for waxing! I am all set for Halloween, midsummer fancy dress parties and Wild West job interviews. My only problem is that it is no longer 1870-- where the hell do I find moustache wax for sale?

I may have to give hair gel a try. I can curl out the sides but they don't stay put. I want to go out in public and charm the ladies with my classy mo! Also I am kind o fdrink ruight now, but that is just by the by.

bz£ wrote: My only problem is that it is no longer 1870-- where the hell do I find moustache wax for sale?.

Apparently it is still 1870 in Oregon. Either that or just try using ear wax. That's just as good. Probably.

Caravan Ray wrote:

bz£ wrote: My only problem is that it is no longer 1870-- where the hell do I find moustache wax for sale?.

Apparently it is still 1870 in Oregon. Either that or just try using ear wax. That's just as good. Probably.

Hah! Reprah SENT!

Swell! I guess there is more to Oregon than trails and anti-m's!