"Dane Cook is by far my favorite comedian. He's not really telling jokes as much as he's telling funny stories with incredible energy. He's the funny guy at the lunch table." - Hoblitfodroy wrote:I can't stand Dane Cook. He has one joke. He just yells it and people think that's funny.
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oops...I was going for the Micallef racism sketchsausage boy wrote: Nice ray... except... they are the same link...
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My wife has been doing stand-up comedy recently. She did an 8-week course where she learnt how to write and peform a 5 minute set, and she has since been trying it out at open mic nights at local pubs. She's been doing really well! Pretty gutsy stuff.
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You should record her some time, stick her up on YouTube. Then you can battle it out to see who is the most popular.©aravan®ay wrote: My wife has been doing stand-up comedy recently. She did an 8-week course where she learnt how to write and peform a 5 minute set, and she has since been trying it out at open mic nights at local pubs. She's been doing really well! Pretty gutsy stuff.
About four years ago I used to write jokes for a guy who did a similar course. I just helped boost his set while he started out.
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He is very intense. But I realized it wasn't just his visual comedy carrying him. I D/Ld a bunch of his stuff on my ipod, and he's just as funny without seeing him.Hoblit wrote:"Dane Cook is by far my favorite comedian. He's not really telling jokes as much as he's telling funny stories with incredible energy. He's the funny guy at the lunch table." - Hoblitfodroy wrote:I can't stand Dane Cook. He has one joke. He just yells it and people think that's funny.
His comedy acting has been great, but he was also very good in Mr. Brooks.
I also agree, I think he'll hit the ranks with many greats, like Tom Hanks.
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I've learnt to play to my audience.jimtyrrell wrote:Not exclusively. You've been telling that joke since I met you.©aravan®ay wrote:That pretty much describes all American comedians, doesn't it?fodroy wrote:I can't stand Dane Cook. He has one joke. He just yells it and people think that's funny.
Is this the part where we hug now?
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dane cook: awful.
here are the comedians I like: zach galifianakis, patton oswalt, dylan moran. there are others, but check those guys out.
here are the comedians I like: zach galifianakis, patton oswalt, dylan moran. there are others, but check those guys out.
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Yes, Demetri Martin. I always forget him. So understated, but brilliantly original.Hoblit wrote:We're leaving out love for Stephen Lynch and Demetri Martin for that matter. Two good comedians.
I somehow knew Kellis wouldn't like Dane Cook. Not sure I can pinpoint how.
Oh, and by the way. Have you heard Stephen Lynch do the Craig Christ song.
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Oh man, thanks reminding me how Awsome “Black Books” was.©aravan®ay wrote:Yes - I love Black Booksmkilly wrote:dylan moran
I could never figure out why it did not get more air time here in the states, as it was just briefly aired for one summer in comedy central, like at 1am.
That jesus looking bloke was pretty funny too.
Wowow ! theres bit torrents of series. Yipi!
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Is it Rowan Atkinson that does the bit about Hell, where he;s the Devil and separating the religions into groups for eternal damnation? The Jews get to leave because it turns out they were right, lol. I haven't heard it in years and I can never find it on youtube or anywhere. It could be because Im looking for the wrong comedian.
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Wow, I found it first try this time. I may have been searching the wrong guy before. For those that haven't heard it, Welcome To Hell.
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Oddly enough, I was just given as a gift the DVD on which this sketch appears. Brilliant stuff.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Wow, I found it first try this time. I may have been searching the wrong guy before. For those that haven't heard it, Welcome To Hell.
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HA! I like it.Billy's Little Trip wrote:Wow, I found it first try this time. I may have been searching the wrong guy before. For those that haven't heard it, Welcome To Hell.