Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:12 pm
drë wrote:<b>BLT, i think i found all the bold in your original post very intimidating. Also the length of the post did not help. i mean, i'm really lazy and if I see a post 3 paragraphs long, with bold text all over the place the slacker inside of me tells me “bblllaahhh”.. Keep moving down.
I mean the human eyes are a precious thing (just ask a blind man), so when they are screaming STOP! STOP! You just have to listen to them.
Now unless you have a 40+ inch monitor where each letter is as big as a finger nail, then it might make it easier.
But am telling you brother, reading long bold text in a shitty 17” LCD monitor at work is not for everyone. You need patients, determination, and time. I don’t have either of them. But if people can find it within them to reach the end of a long and boring post, god bless their soul.
We all know text can be boring to read, especially under harsh circumstances, so I give you props for always trying your best when posting, with the little funny animated icons and all.
Am pretty sure if we could embed flash and audio into this board, you probably be doing it all over the place, but hey at least you don’t spam like Glenn case, man can that guy spam.
Hey that reminds me of a couple of spam joke:
• How many spammers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They can't. They all expect it to remove itself.
A: None. You opted in to the dark on one of our partner's web sites.
• Q: What do you do if a spammer throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
• Q: How do spammers teach their kids which way to put their underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
• Q: What do you call a spammer wearing a suit and tie?
A: The Defendant.
• Q: How do you get a spammer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
• Did you hear about the latest spamvertised invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight.
• Following the assault of a young woman, the police rounded up the usual suspects for a lineup; suddenly, the spammer stepped forward and screamed "That's her!!"
• What are the two biggest spammer lies?
The check's in your mouth, and I won't come in the mail.
• When a spammer gets divorced are they still legally brother and sister?
Ok enough fun for today. I been at work now for over 6 hours, and done about 30 minutes worth of work. Slacking does get old sometimes. But shit! You get paid for it, so WTF. Man, if am ever a boss, and have to pay someone to do work for me out of my own pocket, and catch them slacking I’d probably be piss. Ops started to get side track their, should get back to the topic at hand. So Victoria Secret right, apparently they caught themselves becoming to sexy? Did I read that right, Victoria Secret is getting tire of being sexy. 1+1=2, sky=blue, and Victoria Secret= sexy.. Something’s just add up. Can the number two get tire of being next to a pair of number 1's and just go: “you know what fuck you! i'm moving up to the teens range…" no , it just doesn’t happen. But when is all said and done is just another day, full of work, numbers, and guitar solo's, so you know what. God bless you.
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Please accept my humblest apology, I wasn't being snide, just elaborating on your post, I guess. PS, you wrote too much, so I only read the first three lines.
