The Song Fight Bulletin Board

deshead wrote:

hillbilly wrote:I'm doing weekends in jail for a frigging DUI, reminded me of a guy I met in there.

I don't mean to sound insensitive, but this is the most awesome thing I've ever read here.

I can't wait for this song.

Driving drunk?!?! AWESOME

j$ wrote: However if Craig ever needs an evil Nemesis in the vein of the Mirror Flash then Toilet Finger should indeed be that arch-enemy's name ...

i'd love an arch-nemesis.. what do I have to do to get one?

-craig

just got my Peavy amp back from my neighbor (broke his leg in a car wreck, lent him some stuff to play with) glad to have it back.

starfinger wrote:

j$ wrote: However if Craig ever needs an evil Nemesis in the vein of the Mirror Flash then Toilet Finger should indeed be that arch-enemy's name ...

i'd love an arch-nemesis.. what do I have to do to get one?

-craig

Two words - spangly jumpsuit.

j$

j$ wrote:Two words - spangly jumpsuit.j$

Evil Knievel is your archenemy?

I think the world should be pretty disappointed that there's nothing blatantly "evil' about Mr. Kneivel.

starfinger wrote:

j$ wrote: However if Craig ever needs an evil Nemesis in the vein of the Mirror Flash then Toilet Finger should indeed be that arch-enemy's name ...

i'd love an arch-nemesis.. what do I have to do to get one?

-craig

Technically, you're still kind of the arch-nemesis figure for the Frontalittle Squad... We keep meaning to play with that again, but our schedules don't seem to work.

Generic wrote:We keep meaning to play with that again, but our schedules don't seem to work.

La-di-da.

j$

I can be your arch nemesis, since I'm the only person who hates "More than soup". It can be:


vs.

does this mean you're going to change your name to Toiletfinger?

-craig

starfinger wrote:does this mean you're going to change your name to Toiletfinger?

-craig

I think it should be moontoe.......

tonetripper wrote:

starfinger wrote:does this mean you're going to change your name to Toiletfinger?

-craig

I think it should be moontoe.......

Nah, moontoe sounds like a cheap Norweigan stop-motion puppet children's show from the 60s. How could that be the arch-enemy of anyone??

Arch villian names should never be off-shoot of the hero's name. Those villains never work out well. That would be like Superman having an archnemesis called Lousywoman.

Mediocre Girl.


Able to waddle through a puddle.
Roughly moves at 2 km per hour.
Equally able to type at 35 words per minute or make lukewarm coffee.

Leaf wrote:Mediocre Girl.


Able to waddle through a puddle.

What would Superman do through a puddle? As in, how is "waddling" mediocre?

Just curious....

He would leap over it in a single bound.

TheHipCola wrote:how is "waddling" mediocre?

Yeah, waddling is totally badass. If I could have one super power, well, I think it's obvious what it would be.

Puce wrote:

TheHipCola wrote:how is "waddling" mediocre?

Yeah, waddling is totally badass. If I could have one super power, well, I think it's obvious what it would be.

The power to get away from the name Puce?

Leaf wrote:He would leap over it in a single bound.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....gotcha.

leap/waddle...not really working as diametrically-nemesissating verbs, but I get it.

Niveous wrote:That would be like Superman having an archnemesis called Lousywoman.

Lousywoman is a fantastic name for a supervillainess.

I'm not sure I agree with your central premise, but I can't think of any 'polar opposite villains' off the top of my head so I'll let it pass

j$

And vaguely back on topic ...

Johnny Cashpoint may well be making his less-than-stellar return this week in not one, but two, collaborations. I was waiting for the go-ahead on a demo I recorded for 'When It Snowed' (recording demos - get her!) but it's gone a bit quiet, so in my spare wittering time I banged out a boy-girl duet for 'Glass Eye' - which is again awaiting approval.

Then again, I'm not submitting either 'as is', so there may be no j$ to boil your blood. Oh, the tension ...

j$

That kinda the point. Having Starfinger's archnemesis named Toiletfinger is ridiculous. No self-respecting supervillian should have their name as an offshoot of the heroes. Even Superman's doppleganger from another dimension was called Bizarro and not some deriative of Superman.