Re: May 4, 2009
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:05 pm
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Re: May 4, 2009
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:40 pm
lol, oh my God.
Re: May 4, 2009
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:41 pm
If that story had smileys, it would be perfect.Reïst wrote:I was thinking along the lines of ...Rone Rivendale wrote:I don't get it.
[reist drunk slaps a nice looking woman's buttocks]
[guy] "what the hell man, that's my girl"
[reist] "oh dang, another bar fight ... RONE!"
[guy] "rone?"
[enter rone]
[rone stares guy in the face and begins to rap]
"Did my time and now I'm free
Better watch out it's the new me
Didn't do it doesn't matter
Paid my dues and got much phatter
Went in as a skinny nothing
Came back out a buff something
Was kind hearted when I started
But my imprisonment has made me retarded
I'm back from Juvie and I'm out to stay
But if you know what's good for you you'll keep away"
[everybody pauses for a moment, then a disco ball comes down and everybody dances]
[reist] "thanks, rone"
[rone] "no problem, mang. oh dang, it's 11 oclock, time for my hot webcam chat with melvin"
[curtain]
Re: May 4, 2009
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:22 am
That burn was award-worthy.