Starwars Ep III

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Sun May 15, 2005 8:16 pm

actually, i just heard (though i haven't verified) that they are going to make the last 3. either lucas, or someone he trusts, supposedly.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sun May 15, 2005 8:41 pm

He's handing them over to Ron Jeremy, actually.

Or worse, Bay and Bruckheimer.

raisedbywolves · Post by **raisedbywolves** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:28 pm

They're going to be a trilogy of self-aware Will Ferrell vehicles.

(shouting) "Hello?! I...I seem to be stuck in your trash compactor. Did anyone lose...there seems to be a LARGE WORM in here! Nice boy... Could someone PLEASE TURN OFF THE WALLS!!! I have SMALL SPACE ISSUES!!" ... and so forth.

raisedbywolves · Post by **raisedbywolves** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:31 pm

sparks wrote:He's handing them over to Ron Jeremy, actually.

Or worse, Bay and Bruckheimer.

Michael Bay would find a way to work in two helicopters flying in tandem into a sunset. Uh, space helicopters, I'm sure.

Calfborg · Post by **Calfborg** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:46 pm

sparks wrote:He's handing them over to Ron Jeremy, actually.
Or worse, Bay and Bruckheimer.

Or Spielberg. He actually had some input on some of Episode III's action sequences.

Post by **Spud** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:57 pm

David Hasselhoff. Come on. It makes sense.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:24 pm

Screw the next three episodes, I want this as a movie.

erik · Post by **erik** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:26 pm

Ew, ok?

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:48 pm

Bjam wrote:I want this as a movie.

i picked up this dvd a few months ago. these were among my favourite movies when i was a kid.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:47 am

<a href="http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/produc ... cid2=">MAY THE DORKS BE WITH YOU</a>

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:18 pm

That's seriously creepy. I see that and raise you a Chewbacca child's costume.

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:23 pm

I prefer the <a href="http://shop.starwars.com/catalog/produc ... 138">crass cross-promotion</a>. Especially when you consider it's a <a href="http://www.sexuality.org/l/fetish/plush ... plushie</a>...

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:17 pm

ooh, websense didn't like that second link, fluffy.
racy materials?
-bill

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:22 pm

The alt.sex.plushies FAQ.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:50 pm

err, sounds ... ummmmm... odd.
-bill

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Tue May 17, 2005 2:43 pm

fluffy · Post by **fluffy** » Tue May 17, 2005 2:53 pm

o/` bow chika wow-wow o/`

(I kinda miss how the old Dumbrella boards let you embed background MIDI.)

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue May 17, 2005 4:02 pm

The rest of us do not.

[/Shooby Taylor]

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:10 pm

so apparently george lucas sent a letter to all the movie theatres in america saying that no one can get into his movie on free passes (not even employees). lucas proves himself a douchebag once again.

i guess if you work there you could just sneak into the theatre pretty easily, but whatever. it's still pretty douchey of him.

c.layne · Post by **c.layne** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:24 pm

yeah, that's really lame.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:43 pm

wow, i guess websense wasn't wrong to limit access to such topics at work

-bill

Adam! · Post by **Adam!** » Tue May 17, 2005 9:47 pm

fodroy wrote:no one can get into his movie on free passes (not even employees). lucas proves himself a douchebag once again.

Although he certainly is a douchebag, nearly any movie trying to break box-office records does this.

/worked in a theater for three years