The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:15 pm**

here's some crap from two saint patrick's days ago.
as i recall, i came home from work (7am), dug up an old local-radio-station-morning-show comedy cd, figured out this song in about fifteen minutes, drank a whole bunch of whiskey and recorded it. after you hear it, if you aren't already drunk, you'll probably wish you were.

http://dirtcheapmusic.org/thevoice/mfpandpfm.mp3
"michael fitzpatrick and patrick fitzmichael"

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:48 pm**

st. patrick wasn't even irish, he was welsh. i found that out today.

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:35 pm**

deshead wrote: I was gonna have Bailey's in my coffee to start things right, but it turns out I don't drink coffee.

You think you know a guy, and then he springs this on you. Seriously, Des, what's wrong with you?

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:01 pm**

does someone need to start a coffee thread?

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:19 am**

<hic>

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:20 am**

deshead wrote:<hic>

DUDE. It's not even 10 am yet. Fine, it's bloody 1 pm in your potato sack part of the world (like my irish, good eh?) but c'mon. Dignity.

At least tell us what and how many.

I got a gig tonight, so I gotta save my drinking for afterwards... not very Irish I know, but then again, I"m of English descent... so shouldn't I be invading your pool or something?

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:29 am**

Happy day after St. Patricks day. Mmmmm, left over corn beef and cabbage for breakfast.

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:37 am**

ummm. Isn't St. Patricks' day the 17th?

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:43 pm**

HaHaHa, yes it is. I forgot to mention, my "Irish" in laws were staying with us on vacation and had to head home early this morning, so we had the big Irish dinner yesterday and drank a lot of beer.
....so, happy St Patrick's day.

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:32 pm**

One liter of Blackthorne Cider
Two Irish Carbombs
One shot of blended scotch
One shot of Goldschlager
One White Russian

No hangover. Fuck yeah.

Hope everyone else's was as good.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:34 am**

Ireland beat Pakistan on St Pats Day and knocked them out of the World Cup!

Hooray!!!

A dark day in Pakistan’s cricket history: KINGSTON (Jamaica), March 18: Pakistan crashed out of the 2007 World Cup with a humiliating performance against the leprechauns of Ireland. Saturday the 17th of March will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of Pakistan cricket. It certainly made this Pakistan’s worst World Cup. The proud history created by cricketing heroes like Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis has been dragged through the mud of Montego Bay.

On ya bikes you ball-tampering, drug-taking cheats!

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:33 pm**

Caravan Ray wrote:Ireland beat Pakistan on St Pats Day and knocked them out of the World Cup!

Hooray!!!

A dark day in Pakistan’s cricket history: KINGSTON (Jamaica), March 18: Pakistan crashed out of the 2007 World Cup with a humiliating performance against the leprechauns of Ireland. Saturday the 17th of March will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of Pakistan cricket. It certainly made this Pakistan’s worst World Cup. The proud history created by cricketing heroes like Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis has been dragged through the mud of Montego Bay.

On ya bikes you ball-tampering, drug-taking cheats!

I'm not into your silly euro games, but I love the caption under this picture.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:36 pm**

2 Guinness
1 O' Hara's Irish Stout
1 Bud Light*

Took it relatively easy. I played two shows, and had to kind of pace myself. Bonus: I didn't pay for any of those drinks.

*given to me by the Bud guy who was running a promo at the bar. It was one of those 'I gotta drink this' things.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:42 pm**

The Sober Irishman wrote:One liter of Blackthorne Cider
Two Irish Carbombs
One shot of blended scotch
One shot of Goldschlager
One White Russian

No hangover. Fuck yeah.

Hope everyone else's was as good.

I remember when you said you would never drink alcohol.

Time to change the moniker.

~played a gig, apparently we were so loud that some dude from about 1 km came to the hall to complain because he had to work the next morning.

He showed up during our last song... started yelling at the guitarist... "hey, people gotta work tomorrow you know" to which our guitarist said "yeah...fuck em!'
Too which this guy said "NO. I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW".

To which our guitarist said "oh. We're done."

yippie.

Fun times.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:29 pm**

worst...hangover....EVER! Even my neck hurt from my headache.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:28 pm**

I picked up my mom from the airport and then I watched a movie.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:46 pm**

5 pints Sierra Nevada
5 double shots Glenlivet
1 couples lap dance
.25 bar fight

Fun fun fun, over the space of a goodly 4-5 hours.

Oh yeah, one HELL of a hangover.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:06 pm**

We went to IKEA...

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:06 pm**

How very Irish of you.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:09 pm**

I would give my left nut to be rabid right now. Even WITH the hangover.

edit- ok, make that the right nut. It's a little hinky...

in other news... FUCK YOU RABID! FUCK YOU!
p.s. I would have won the bar fight. Hope you did.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:47 pm**

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:.25 bar fight

Man, it's a good thing I wasn't there when a fight broke out.

('Cause I'd have hidden under the table like a girly-coward and you'd never wanna be seen in public with me ever again.)

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:42 am**

Happy St. Pat's, the lot of ya.

Enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

Ideally, with some green beer.