The Song Fight Bulletin Board

"Are you trying to sound like David Bowie?" (to a specific Song Fighter)

Totally qualifies. Heres another golden oldie, aimed at more than one of us actually:

"Sounds like TMBG."

"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

jb wrote:"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

Ha ha ha. Classic.

"What do you mean it sounds like shit? I recorded it through my laptop's built-in microphone!"

jb wrote:"I'm leaving and I'm never coming back."

Or the converse of this:

"Hi everyone! I hope to become a regular competitor here...."
by someone never heard of again.

"I know I said I would make this fight, but next fight i will DEFINITELY enter!"

"Not my thing"
"Could you be more specific than not my thing?"
"It's just not my thing. I don't like it"
"But that doesn't really help me. Why bother reviewing my song if that's all you had to say"
"Because if I hadn't written a review you would be bitching about that"
"Yeah? Well your song sucks!"

Dan-O from Five-O wrote:"Not my thing"
"Could you be more specific than not my thing?"
"It's just not my thing. I don't like it"
"But that doesn't really help me. Why bother reviewing my song if that's all you had to say"
"Because if I hadn't written a review you would be bitching about that"
"Yeah? Well your song sucks!"

This one made me laugh.

Rone Rivendale wrote:"I know I said I would make this fight, but next fight i will DEFINITELY enter!"

Hey, I resemble that remark!

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signboy wrote:;o,dafg sdfhouih dfg asfre aso d FDRINK sfdglk sfhdoin oihjn sfdgh f l

THIS is why we can't have nice things.

This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread:

"I know more than you do about this subject! Also, what you said is not 100% technically accurate!"

Lunkhead wrote:This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread:

"I know more than you do about this subject! Also, what you said is not 100% technically accurate!"

I'd up vote this, if possible. And if I'm quilty my only motivation is to learn more myself, which I am.

So, in conclusion, you're not 100% technically accurate!

Lunkhead wrote:This one is more paraphrasing than direct quote, but I think it applies to >90% of the posts on the boards, e.g. the Internet TV thread

Paraphrasing is the name of the game!

"This song really sucks, so please tell me how awesome it is instead of reviewing it harshly."

Shit SongFight newbies say: "Why is everybody here so mean?"

I already know I [clipped, didn't use the right reverb, neglected to write lyrics, can't sing, can't play, am out of tune, you can't hear me, the shake-y egg is late in the chorus, am low in the mix, all you can hear is the neighbors at it upstairs, just generally suck] ...

... so I don't need to hear about it in the reviews, please.

The song wasn't really my thing, but I loooove how neatly you typed the lyrics!

"It sounds like someone was sleeping in the next room."

"Close! Actually they were sleeping in the same room."

"why does BLT have so many posts?"

"This is OK, but it's not as good as your obscure entry from three years ago."

Manhattan Glutton wrote:"This is OK, but it's not as good as your obscure entry from three years ago."

[related]

"yeah, I did that <obscure technique> in my obscure entry from years ago <implying way before you did>"