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Balance Lost - Good use of 'cuneiform'. Ummm, not bad, not great until the chorus which is awesome. The rest is Balance Lost can rap too, which is your default change up .. no hang on, I'm talking shit, this is amazing. Love that unexpected third change of tone. Oh there's the boring rap bit again. Should have cut that out and stuck the other two amazing sections. Don't like the 'trumpets' section much either. 2/3rds of an amazing song and 1/3rd an alright one. I hear a meatloaf song coming on ...
CBJ - loving the 'Captain Scarlet' drums. Not a wild fan of the melody this time out. It's a bit staid, maybe? Those drums are great, mind ... as are the 'hey's - I can imagine it on a modern re-imagining of 'Dirty Dozen' soundtrack ... I like the instrumental progression through the chorus as well, subtle but effective ... you set yourself a bar so high that when it doesn't reach it, even though it's good, I end disappointed.
Cavedwellers - what's not to like? Apart from the lyric of course

It's a realy good tune and the 'creepy' BVs are awesome, really bring a "lo-fi" edge to what can be a proficient but less engaging sound - but oh, those words are soooo clunky ... the voices breakdown feels tagged on and resentful of being asked ... great guitaring - i like the verses far more than the more 'standard' chorus but it's all good. Just that verbiage is too much ... it doesn't sit comfortably with the song, to these jaded ears. Also the ending is a bit dumb, a "frill" ending which undermines what went before?
DuToVa - that's not how you pronounce 'Sub-Mariner'. Spoken word intro totally unnecessary and a bit distracting. Just sayin', on both counts. I'm not an X-Men fan (more of a DC man, m'self) but Banshee was always my favourite so bonus points already. the mix is a bit flat but songs about alcoholic mutant screamy Irishmen are always winners in my book. I would have written about Sean Cassidy. I like its effeciency although it kind of just stops, bizarrely a bit too early. I don't think I have ever said that in a review before!
FBF- super lovely awesome. I always imagine you think punk-pop is too easy for a man of your musical distinction(probably unfairly) but I am going to play this to my other half 'cos I know we'll both jumping around the room to this. People always accuse me of being FBF-friendly but if you want my vote, go write a song as effortlessly great as this. "Wooh Wooh Wooh Wooh Woe is me" is stuck in my head now. Thanks, Frankie!
Ken - Great drumming (I'm totally samplin' that and not crediting you at some point in the future

) God, I hate the lyric. You're not the Chieftains (and I f*ckin' hate the Chieftains) - I do like the 'Bra bra bras' a lot, and it's a nice enough tune, and really well recorded, just the wrong format for a judgmental c*nt like me. Then I guess it's good being judgemental as a judge ... you get bonus points for being my favourite interpretation of the challenge this round ... we shall see if it saves you in my personal 'Nur Ein'!
Nick - more hippy folk crap? Just because there's a vaguely Celtic title? Doesn't seem that inspired. You'll never be The Pogues, you're nearer the Corrs than the Cranberries! Sorry, that little outburst was not aimed directly at you, just the lack of imagination that says 'Oirish!' Anyway, *ahem*, your song!!!! Actually this is a better approximation of that 'sound' than Ken's (sorry, Ken) - if that's your bag, super-happy for you. Just not for me. The BVs should be louder. Yeah, I just don't like this at all. It's not bad in any way, just not welcoming to anyone who doesn't want to create a Gaelic cliche ... harsh I know but time's a-pressing .... 'Lo, spectral visions rising' is just linguistic abuse ... so, no, didn't like it
Paco Del Stinko - Starts like a Pere Ubu song, played a bit fast (which is a great place to be). Loving that bass-line. And the Theremin impression. Sorry, Ken, you just lost 'must fun interpretation of the challenge' challenge. It's a nice song. Lacks a big chorus (again, Paco, *really*? Are you not paying attention to me or something?

) But it's interesting and catchy in other ways. Me like.
CC - yeah, slightly boring, TBH. This is not the way for you to go, for me. It's as always a great melody. You have an ear for a tune like not many others but the arrangement lets you down. I don't mind the multi-layered, just behind the music, take on the vocals (though I would ram it up big time if I was mixing), it's just the indulgence of the guitar dissapoints me. To be that far in the mix, the riffs should be much, much stronger. Sorry.
ATLM - More nu-jazz / blues claiming it's jazz noodlin'. I hate all jazz (except Miles Davies and Ornette Coleman) almost as much as I hate folk pop crossovers (cf. the rest of my reviews). This does nothing for me but I guess it doesn't need to, Mr Immune Man!