Song Fight! Band Name Literalisms

[fluffy]

No, no and no.
Should I give a hint?

OBVIOUSLY

[Billy's Little Trip]

OK, a hint. What did your Mom tell you when she caught you smoking cigarettes when you were a kid?

[drë]

OK, a hint. What did your Mom tell you when she caught you smoking cigarettes when you were a kid?

Stop that! or you'll grow up to be just like your deadbeat dad!

NO? just me ?

[fluffy]

Thanks for the Frisbee!

[Rabid Garfunkel]

If I recall correctly - THC (formerly PinV) got The Hip Cola from a random name generator.

You do indeed recall correctly. The same random generator that produced the band name Soylent Spuds (and at some point I'll get off my lazy ass and bring it back online, heh).

[pegor]

OK, a hint. What did your Mom tell you when she caught you smoking cigarettes when you were a kid?

It'll stunt your growth.

It's a pic of a motorcycle stunt - sounds like phunt. He jumping cars and a van - caravan. therefore it is "phunt caravan smelly heart box"

[Billy's Little Trip]

OK, a hint. What did your Mom tell you when she caught you smoking cigarettes when you were a kid?

It'll stunt your growth.

It's a pic of a motorcycle stunt - sounds like phunt. He jumping cars and a van - caravan. therefore it is "phunt caravan smelly heart box"

Well, you got my hint correct.

[erik]

It's not aardwolves again, is it?

[Adam!]

If it's Flying Brick, someone is going to have to die.

On the other hand, Reist was ingenious, so that sort of redeems you.

[Adam!]

The Quick Brown Fox Box Jumped Over The Lazy Dog Dachshund Datsun

[Adam!]

OK, now I'm just trying to figure out BLT's thought process.

The background image is one of the first hits on google image search for the string "Evel Knievel", and that goofy clip art is one of the first hits on the string "cardboard box". So... why was he searching for those? I really could not tell you... there's Evil-E, I guess, but where's the box connection? There's American Box, (Evel was american, I guess?) which is a ludicrous stretch, but that band only posted one song so I'm guessing they're not going to be "kick yourself" worthy for not remembering them.

Really, though, I have no clue.

[fluffy]

Basically BLT is on crack.

[Albatross]

I'm already convinced that Boxcar Jones will make more sense than the actual answer.

It's a box. It's jumping cars. It's obviously "jonesing" for something.

[Adam!]

Basically BLT is on crack.

A compelling theory.

[Adam!]

It's a box. It's jumping cars. It's obviously "jonesing" for something.

Clip Art Description: Royalty-free shipping clipart illustration of a cardboard box mascot cartoon character in love or infatuated, with his heart beating out of his chest and his eyebrows raised while flirting.

Yeah, he definitely wants somethin'. Possibly a little sumthin' sumthin'.

Did you know those blurry upside-down brown word bubles are actually feet (!?). I had no idea.

[drë]

if the hint is any indication is something to do with kill ? "cigarettes will kill you"...
the chances of a cardboard box surviving that jump, are very low?

just can't find a band name to match such theory.

[fluffy]

BLT is boxcar-jonesing for a fix.

[Caravan Ray]

It's not aardwolves again, is it?

[Billy's Little Trip]

Pegor got my hint, yet you guys are getting further away from the answer.

OK, here is a HUGE hint(s):
It is a band name, not a person
It is 2 words, even though they have the 2 words without a space between them
Pegor's answer to the hint I gave is one of the 2 words in the band name.

[fluffy]

Yes yes we all get that it's Phunt Your WreckdoM, we're just fucking with you at this point.

[Billy's Little Trip]

...wreckdom, it damn near killed him.

[Niveous]

Dear BLT,

We get it now that the picture is supposed to be "Stuntbox". There's only one problem- Stuntbox has never competed in a Songfight as Stuntbox. Sure, they've been Broken Class and they've been Sore Looser but they've never been Stuntbox. And in a thread called "Song Fight! Band Name Literalisms", one kinda expects the literalism to lead to a Song Fight! band name.

***pokes BLT in the eye***

sincerely,
Niv