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Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:53 pm

Bjam wrote:NYC is very very cold.

It got kinda cold here in Tampa today.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:57 pm

it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in Brisbane

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:01 pm

TheHipCola wrote:unbelievable...

http://thewest.com.au/20041215/news/gen ... 30036.html

It stands to reason....Australian rules football is crazy, why wouldn't Australian drinking games be just as crazy? :O)

The West Australian wrote:Health experts yesterday warned people not to build gadgets that allowed the rapid consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

I'm a busy man. I just can't rely on gravity to do the job. I gotta get me one of them beer-pumps

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:30 am

http://www.allofourhands.com/

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:07 pm

Ok, you want tasteless? How about a Lynndie England fan website?

Uh-huh http://fourstrings.fanspace.com/photo2.html

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:09 pm

And some hilarious Christian dudes rewrite the Bible as if it happened in IRC. #songfight!ers take note ...

http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbibl ... chive.html

j$

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:35 am

oh man oh man that is some funny shit

* Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent
<Jehova> fs
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
* Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
* Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"
* Flamingsword has joined #Eden
* Jehova sets mode: +o Flamingsword
* Jehova has left IRC (signed off)

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:26 am

yeah, that was a good find. enjoyed the first couple chapters a lot, then had to do work or something.
-bill

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:01 am

best part:

* Humanity has left IRC (Excess Flood)

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:51 am

Man... the boards seem damn funny today.. like everyone is a comedian.. I just finished reading... that little convo between J$ and TVIH was pretty funny, and sober's little one liners.. and ...well... guess we can tell the holidays are approaching.. course I only get three days off.. but I'm finally in the Christmas mood...wouldn't know it from the fucking bank machines all failing after I had a grocery cart and a half run through the til... but filling the freezers and fridge with lots of dead animal parts for later consumption sure perked up my holiday spirit.

ho. Ho. Ho.

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:04 am

i've been seein' this pic on myspace a lot lately... and it never fails...
it always makes me laugh

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:27 am

...uh oh.. her hubbies been taking late night drives to the office....

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:47 am

Do tell Dr PJ. What else could it be?
I only ask because I know someone with a..... Oh.... Never mind...

Poor June · Post by **Poor June** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:17 am

Kamakura wrote:Do tell Dr PJ. What else could it be?
I only ask because I know someone with a..... Oh.... Never mind...

well it could be many things... maybe she needs a thicker shaving gel O_o...

but most likely leaf hit the head on the nail

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:56 am

Leaf wrote:Man... the boards seem damn funny today.. like everyone is a comedian..

the holidays are approaching.. course I only get three days off.. but I'm finally in the Christmas mood...

ho. Ho. Ho.

Yeah, thats what keeps me here... these funny funny people. The holidays ARE approaching and I get FIVE days off...paid if I want them.... but I'm taking six off with only three paid...so I have some time left for later. Which kinda sucks, because I may not be here all that much longer. Who knows. But our offices close for a week between the holidays...that was my point. I'm heading up to see my folks in North Georgia the day after christmas. THAT I am looking forward too. Get away from the city life and hang out in the middle of nowhere amongst the trees. I think I'm gonna take the LINE6 POD and some headphones...guitar too now that I think about it.

QUIT ho ho hoing me!

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:37 am

hmmm... gotta like them hoho's.

and ho's.

Hoe's.

And Hose while I'm at it....

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:05 pm

Whilst surfing, I came across this:

<a href="http://www.soldierworks.com/191/untilthen.swf" target="resource window">Flash Slide Show</a>

It's nice, but basic...just some good photography with a background track.

I posted it here (and not in the politics threads) because I didn't want to start a flame war. AND it shouldn't. It's just like I said... just some good photography. *smiley*

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:10 am

Hoblit wrote:Whilst surfing, I came across this:

<a href="http://www.clermontyellow.accountsuppor ... ilThen.swf" target="resource window">Flash Slide Show</a>

It's nice, but basic...just some good photography with a background track.

I posted it here (and not in the politics threads) because I didn't want to start a flame war. AND it shouldn't. It's just like I said... just some good photography. *smiley*

That asked me for a user name and password.. is that the joke? Or the ... flame warable offense?

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:14 am

Leaf wrote:
Hoblit wrote:Whilst surfing, I came across this:

<a href="http://www.soldierworks.com/191/untilthen.swf" target="resource window">Flash Slide Show</a>

It's nice, but basic...just some good photography with a background track.

I posted it here (and not in the politics threads) because I didn't want to start a flame war. AND it shouldn't. It's just like I said... just some good photography. *smiley*

That asked me for a user name and password.. is that the joke? Or the ... flame warable offense?

no, it looks like they took down the swf...and the site just redirects you

sorry 'bout that

I fixed the link to another copy of it somewhere else.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:20 pm

very interesting.... It seems to cover a lot of aspects except for one, the most obvious, the death of many people.... still, touching.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:10 pm

Leaf wrote:very interesting.... It seems to cover a lot of aspects except for one, the most obvious, the death of many people.... still, touching.

Yeah, the context in which I originally found it in was a 'we're wishing our soldiers a merry christmas' type thing. In which *that aspect* would be sort of a downer.

I'm excited, my uncle's tour is almost up ..should be coming home in January. 2 more years to retirement so were crossing our fingers they don't redeploy his unit right back. The possibility exists and whats worse is that they are closing down his current HQ in Kuwait and reopening it in Iraq somewhere when his unit's tour is over. So if he got redeployed he wouldn't have the luxuries that Kuwait has offered.

<font size="1">National Gaurd</font>

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:15 pm

Santa knows who I am.

I saw this lip gloss for mum, and figured she'd like that as a little present, so I got it as it was only $10. There was this guy behnd me dressed as Santa--this is important. So I go up to the cashier, get out the gift card thing to pay, and hand the cashier the lip gloss. She scans it, looks behind me to the Santa guy. He had the real beard, big tummy, and really nice embroidered Santa suit. Even the big black boots and red cheeks. She types in some buttons and I go to hand her the card. Instead she hands me the lip gloss in a bag with a receipt and gives it to me, saying, "Merry Christmas" and smiling. She gave it to me for free. In a big chain store-Bath and Bodyworks. As I walked out, utterly beweildered, the Santa guy winked at me and grinned, chuckling loudly.

Weird, eh?