The Song Fight Bulletin Board

So 21 shots later, we're outside discussing PETA and I'm like ">who fucks a turkey?"\: And this really gay guy over there is like all "holy flaming phantoms batman! youve got my atention now@" what, I say, what the hell kind of turjkey fucker perks up at this kind of conversation? boy. hoo man. in other news, you should really try
2 oz dark rum
1 oz amaretto
in pknt glass of O,J.

I dubbed it the scientist
its good if you're already drubk

Manhattans, straight up, with dinner and now, Grand Marnier back at the homestead. Oh, it's been too long, my old friend. Happy anniversary to me. Not really fdrinked, but pretty darned fhappy.

Happy anniversary LMNOP.

A little bar joke.....

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would
be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little BLT, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: ! Darling , may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

I got fdrink... and fell off the front steps into a wet bush... It wasn't as fun as I just made that sound however.

ujnhunter wrote:I got fdrink... and fell off the front steps into a wet bush... It wasn't as fun as I just made that sound however.

Damn, I wish I would have read the last part of your post. You made it sound so fun, I ran out front and hosed down one of my bushes and nonchalantly fell in to it. After which, I laid there for a second and thought, eh.

hi

Yelp sir, fluffy got me all hot and bothered to try out the glow of the gin and tonic. I went and bought a handle bottle of bombay and a couple bottles of tonic AND set up my old black light. I must say, the aqua blue glow is BRILLIANT and can only be truly appreciated in person.
...also, black lights were, are, and will always BE.....my second favorite light.

Generic wrote:hi

come here often?

hoo bnoy.
martini night at Egan's. Wentw threough the whortinid le lidt of martinid. tooo mucvh. .adds uop to 38 ouncfes of the boozxe. I yarkedh

over the hoods of some guy';s trucxk. justaas he was walkingf ip. what the fuccxk sre the odds? eh>?
got busteasd
talking aboupt fucking the waiteress while she was right behind me,e, damn, '
and tenn then
bar hired the one f the waitrssews littele sisters,'damn, 'she so hot

A few tee many martoonis, eh?

Um, yeah... I don't even know what that says.

Well I was trying to mibbit irc fdrink from my iphone but jan's page is down? Thank chthulu (haha jan) that the iPhone has built in auto spell correct!

Make a drunk animated movie! That's what I'm doing on a Sat. I am major fail!

Fun exercise:
-go to the licker store
-find the cheapest lalcohgolic beverage you can
-make sure it wont kill you
-buy a lot of it\
-drink it
-profit!

-follow Mark's exercise, then have a bad hangover
-feel like shit most of the day
-lay around surfing porn
-eat top ramen (or whatever knock off brand you bought a case of for tree fiddy) because it's the perfect hangover fixer
-try to make funny remarks to peoples posts on Song Fight
-Profit!

$10 handle of Dubra? I try to not do that... as my next day health... (well maybe not health as my liver is dying...) but my next day well being, is worth more than cashflow...

Crap. Out of beer and too far gone to make a run, so it's off to the vodka in the freezer for me.

Damnit, Kimi's gonna be pissed, heh. It's her bottle.

Buy her a new bottle tomorrow. You can't stop drinking when you're in a drinking mood, no matter the cost.

edit: I've only had my first drink, but that's worth quoting.

"You can't stop drinking when you're in a drinking mood, no matter the cost" ~BLT 2009

It's official: I've been basically drunk for 4 years now. I could have bought a new car with all the money I've spent on beer.

I have no intention to quit drinking, either

FCUK, i cant hold my liqur like i used to.....
I LOVE U GUYS....

I'm not technically fdrink... however I am at work... and still kindo drunk. I woke up this way!

Theme Night at the Bar Idea: Get 5 or more friends together. Everyone wears gym shorts (preferably red with the white stripes up the side, 80's style) pulled up almost to a wedgie, white tee shirt tucked into said shorts, sports socks pulled up almost to the knees, running shoes, and.... a hockey helmet. Go to a bar or nightclub. Hilarity ensues!