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Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:55 am**

Tex Beaumont tells me he will have a song ready for this

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:48 am**

I'm in at 0.59:99, which is annoying me slightly.

j$

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:01 pm**

add a cough in at the beginning or the end.

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:12 pm**

Record me a recognisable cough that is exactly 0.00:01 seconds long and I will use it ...

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:06 pm**

i shall try, but exactness isn't my strong suite.

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:09 pm**

Well, finish the album first. Priorities and all that.

Remind me, a Redmon., am I pm-ing a link or just sending the mp3? Either is good.

j$

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:26 am**

I totally forgot about this until this morning. Now I'm done, yay

1 minute exactly (including fade out

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Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:38 pm**

j$ wrote:Well, finish the album first. Priorities and all that.

Remind me, a Redmon., am I pm-ing a link or just sending the mp3? Either is good.

j$

Send the mp3 to Phil.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:45 pm**

Thanks, Heather!

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:55 pm**

j$ wrote:Well, finish the album first. Priorities and all that.

Ha, yes... that thing... i am sure it will be my undoing

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:42 pm**

bring home the bacon for phil's birthday. i'm done.

much thanks to mi compadre from the UK.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:44 pm**

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 pm**

I probably shouldn't have waited until the last day to start.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:55 pm**

i've got mine finished but i'll wait and see if i want to change anything else in the morning before i send it in. one 2!
-bill

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:44 am**

(NB: the file says this goes for 1:24 - but there is 23 seconds of silence at the end. I don't know why. There just is. My computer hates me)

1-2
by Tex Beaumont and the Dirty Hearts

Well a zombie ate my brain
Now I'm gonna be one too
I've been turned into the living dead
By Haitian voodoo

I could look around the world
But I'd never find a girl
With a tasty, tasty brain
Inside a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty head like you
Like you
Wooo
Like you

C'mon everybody,
Zombie love is cool!
Zombie love is cool!

A zombie ate my brain now I'm a zombie too
So I'm gonna eat your brain then you will be one too
A zombie ate my brain now I'm a zombie too
So I'm gonna eat your brain then you will be one too
A zombie ate my brain now I'm a zombie too
So I'm gonna eat your brain then you will be one too
1-2, 1-2

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EDIT:

OK - a stray microphone fart was located at the end of the song that wasn't deleted during mixdown - things are all now temporally tickety-boo

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:54 am**

Caravan Ray wrote:(NB: the file says this goes for 1:24 - but there is 23 seconds of silence at the end.

This means you're still over a minute (1.01 by my admittedly bad maths) and therefore disqualified?

Johnny Cashpoint: 1-2
("j$ sings about dating girls again?" Bill Heuristics)

Met a girl on internet, her photo was close-cropped
Said she had twin sister, every straight guy's fantasy
We arranged to meet, was I about to get a shock!
Didn't realise she meant that she was Siamese ...

(Feelings for these girls can't separated
1-2-1 for fun, Heaven's in the surplus)

I can't gird my loins because their loins they are co-joined
Better buy a king-size bed, omphalophagus fun
Two hearts beats as one, but sadly they are both in her
Something horny this way comes, it's two for price of one

Chorus: Everyone's a freak, everyone's a weirdo
So I'm gonna give her the old One Two
First I'll love the one, then I'll love the other
Love the two as one, what else can I do?

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:59 am**

j$ wrote: This means you're still over a minute (1.01 by my admittedly bad maths) and therefore disqualified?

Tex Beaumont doesn't play by the rules. That's what makes him so damn sexy.

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:03 am**

and that's what makes him so disqualified. That Phil Redmon is a hanging judge, don't ya know?

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:25 am**

Oh no, this is due TODAY!

I got a minute of music in me, I'm sure. I'm on this tonight. But I'll have to move dinnertime back a bit to make the deadline.

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:42 am**

don't worry jim, i usually eat dinner when i get home from work around midnight or 1am. as long as you're done by then, i'd argue you were on time

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:12 am**

Right. Now in, under one min.
Don't mind the clipping, folks.

Posted: **Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:20 am**

Treachjuris wrote:
Tengo no vida, soy muerto, existo aquÃ,
Solo sin ti, mi Consuelo
SueÃ±o siempre del dÃa brillante en que
vuelves a mi

para que no faltaremos para nada;
pero solamente a vivir junto como uno...

Conozco (que) consumo
con (esta) pena totalmente;
(por lo tanto) condenado
por tiempo infinito.

Supongo es (otra) nueva
victoria por mi, mi corazon,
pero, no me ganar.

I have no life, I am dead, I exist here,
Only without you, my Consolation.
I dream always of the shining day in which
you return to me;

So that we will not lack anything;
but only to live together as one...

I know (that) I am consumed
with (this) pain totally;
(therefore) I am condemned
until time without end.

I suppose all this is (another) new
victory for me, for my heart,
but, I cannot win.

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