Most Terrible Band Name

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HeuristicsInc
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Post by HeuristicsInc »

wow, i posted something silly in october and it generated a whole page of discussion in december. you people are weird... and slow. :)
i think i was treating the "-" character as an arbitrary character, yeah.
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My friends and I wanted to start a band called Voodoo Chili. It seemed cool at the time but looking back, it really sucked. We never actually formed a band, though, because we realized that none of us could play the guitar or sing.
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Post by Justincombustion »

I met Glenn Case when I was drumming for a band called "Forbidden Blue." What's worse is before that, their name was "Illegal Territory" Nice people, terrible name.
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Peter North and the Cumshots
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Dan-O from Five-O
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Post by Dan-O from Five-O »

Ladies and gentlemen I present http://www.book-em-danno.com/

Hawaiian swing played in Colorado. Sounds like a party to me!
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
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I'm Fried BIOTCH!
http://www.friedband.com
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johnny barbell and the pumping irons
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Santaclaustrophobia

The Dame Judy Denchiladas
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Post by Caravan Ray »

15-16 puzzle wrote: The Dame Judy Denchiladas
:lol: Is that a real band name? If it's not, it should be.
Poor June
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Post by Poor June »

bugs in amber (good band... horrible name)
"You haven't been really bad in a long time." - jim of seattle

<a href="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/poorj ... htm">music page</a>
Tony Asbestos
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Post by Tony Asbestos »

PJ Jammy and the Knightcaps
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erik
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The Swank-Lowes
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Assy China and the Eight Foot Splash
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Post by Adam! »

Caravan Ray wrote:Lude Rick
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Sooty Grunters
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Post by prayformojo »

Beaver Daniels and the Montana Moosenuckles
Wiggl-e-poo (this one is real, I wiggl-e-shit you not)
KaskiT (my new heavey metal band. INCOMING MULLETS BITCH)
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j$
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Post by j$ »

The Incoming Mullets.
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Post by j$ »

Nation of Morriseys
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Post by PipeFist »

j$ wrote:The Incoming Mullets.
Wow...I kind of think that is full of awesome. But only if used as a joke. Or by a serious band I can make fun of.

Anyway, may I submit....INSANE CLOWN POSSE????!?
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Hello My Sneaky Family

Kaleidoscope of Power
Justincombustion
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Post by Justincombustion »

I heard the BEST band name EVER today: Tequila Mockingbord.
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Post by HeuristicsInc »

is "bord" a typo?
"bird"?
as it is that doesn't make a lot of sense.
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Justincombustion
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Post by Justincombustion »

Ahhh you're right, I don't have my manual dexterity today. It IS Tequlla Mockingbird.
"When you can balance a tack-hammer on your head; you can then head off you opponent with a balanced attack!"
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