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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:13 am
by thehipcola
That's hilarious Spud!
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:15 am
by Niveous
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:31 pm
by Gemini6Ice
The Sober Irishman wrote:Guys, if you don't have webspace, either google something cool (and small) and use that as your avatar, or ask someone else to host it for you.
The only danger with using the google-host method is that your avatar may become 404 without warning.
You could always use an image on Song Fight's webspace. ^_^
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:20 am
by Bjam
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:22 pm
by Hoblit
<a href="
http://www.biography.com/soulmate/" target="resource window">Dead Celebrity Soulmate Search</a>
<b>Frida Kahlo responds... </b>
"¡Hola! So, you think you have the frijoles to be an el Frido? It takes energy, my friend, and passion. But go ahead, take your best shot."
<b>What your date might be like...</b>
Expect lots of drinking, smoking, and arguing. You'll enjoy yourself more if you can hold your liquor and hold forth with strong opinions about art. There are some areas that interest Ms. Kahlo more than others, so you might want to brush up on your knowledge of socialism, indigenous Mexican cultures, and the various schools of 20th century painting before meeting up with her.
<b>who?</b>
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:19 am
by sparks
Man, that sounds like my kind of ride.
(Took it and got the same one, somehow.)
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:59 am
by Spud
I guess we're gonna hafta share, hoblit. You can have the body on weekends, I guess.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:55 am
by j$
Me heart Edgar Allen Poe ...
Edgar Allan Poe responds...
"Why, why, oh why must you haunt my waking nightmares with your presence? I shall go mad. Madness! It consumes me! I must give in and agree to see you, or else I shall never find peace."
What your date might be like...
You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard.
We're going brass rubbing - wish us well
j$
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:16 am
by HeuristicsInc
heh, it put me with annie oakley. cool. always thought she was pretty attractive, there ya know, er i'm gonna stop talking now.
-bill
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:37 am
by Kapitano
James Baldwin! How could they possibly know he's one of my favourite writers???
Though he lost out to Socrates :-S.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:21 am
by Hoblit
Spud wrote:I guess we're gonna hafta share, hoblit. You can have the body on weekends, I guess.
I just need one day...20 minutes at the very least.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:56 am
by Niveous
Mata Hari responds...
"Why you tall, strong man and/or woman-- you charmer, you Casanova! Just relax and let me perform one of my famous dances for you."
What your date might be like...
More than most dates, your evening with Mata Hari will be quite one-sided, with little time for deep conversation-- which is probably fine with her, since like many performers she tends to be rather secretive about her private life. Just sit back and enjoy the performance, an "Oriental" dance of her own design that might seem somewhat less than authentically Eastern. But try not to bring any national security documents or corporate trade secrets with you, as Mata Hari has been known to have ulterior motives for her liaisons.
And the funny part is I work for the government. It's all a set-up!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:17 pm
by mico saudad
Niveous wrote:Mata Hari
She's still able to draw members of government from beyond the grave. Funny. I got her too, but I may move on to Annie Oakley instead, so you can have her (Mata Hari's not much fun once you get past the dance anyway).
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:28 pm
by HeuristicsInc
No way, man, Annie's mine.
-bill
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:56 am
by Niveous
I would like to commend the New York Post for exhibiting their usual style and grace. The front of today's paper:
That's right. The pope's dead. Peter Jennings has cancer. And the cover is "Pussy busted". Nice.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:34 am
by Leaf
How could they resist that headline though.... I love the word PUSSY. It's so soft and tender and .... aaaahhhh....
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:44 am
by j$
Funnily enough I have never cared for that word, Leaf ....
Can someone explain to me 'Thug beat gal pal:cops'? I guess the colon is meant to signify 'direct result' in this case, but that's some pretty lousy shorthand and no mistake...
j$
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:54 am
by Niveous
The colon is to signify who is making the statement- thug beat gal pal (says) cops.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:04 pm
by erik
Moby should songfight. Not because he's a great musician or anything, but because he gets all twiggy over his reviews:
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed ... g%20review
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:44 pm
by Niveous
A while back, my avatar was this very painful wrestling bump-
I think I found a worse one.
http://www.japw.net/multimedia/videos/brainbuster.wmv
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:16 am
by erik
If you want to see what drew* looks like:
http://www.columbusalive.com/2005/20050 ... 60501.html
*not Drew Tetz
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:42 pm
by Bjam
Niveous: I like the fact that the ref is holding his head as if to say "Oh holy crap, you totally just hit that man's head into the posty thing and shoved him out the ring headfirst. Please not me... I'm your friend"
And this is why I don't watch wrestling type things