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I have no idea what you people are taslking about...

hay guise

why do i do this to myself why someone tell me but no nevermind no one can tell me anything and no one needs to because i probably already know

i write a song about a girl, primarily to get her the fuck out of my system

then i see her again, and i don't feel good about anything

but then i see her, and we have a good time, and then she leaves, but then, i think, hey, i've lowered my expectations and things will be okay, so i'm feeling alright

i bond with a guy i wasn't even sure i liked all that much but i find it somewhere in there and then i'm feeling pretty okay

but i get information about girl from this other guy that i just didn't want

the more i know, the worse it gets

so why expose myself to it

because i fucking work with her, so i can't be expected to separate myself completely

it's just not even possible; i couldn't if i wanted to

so i'm stuck in a cycle of certain doom

Calm down, Oats.

Yes. You are doomed. We're all doomed. But Fluffy said it best.

Apparently this drink is called a Sea Breeze. It tastes like lime and it's getting me off to a right good start.

One of the few Christmas gifts I got this year was a 4-pack of Tuckerman's 6288 Stout. Delicious.

How did nothing get written in this thread last night?

Ha! I was out shoveling my driveway, after work, when I heard fireworks going off. Then two beers and bed. Maybe later tonight, though!

I too am surprised nothing was written in here. Usually watching drunk people is my favorite pasttime (being a straight edger myself).

Rone Rivendale wrote:I too am surprised nothing was written in here. Usually watching drunk people is my favorite pasttime (being a straight edger myself).

I can assure you that being drunk and watching sober people is a far more enjoyable pasttime than being sober and watching drunk people.

But being drunk and watching fellow drunks is the best of all.

(Being sober and watching fellow sobers is just boring.)

As a fella from Texas I knew used to say, "I'm dronk" and then: "What is ya...ignant?" Well, as far as I know, I ain't ignant.

Caravan Ray wrote:I can assure you that being drunk and watching sober people is a far more enjoyable pasttime than being sober and watching drunk people.

hear hear!

fluffy wrote:But being drunk and watching fellow drunks is the best of all.

(Being sober and watching fellow sobers is just boring.)

Eat a dick.

*posting because I'm drunk and saw this post. and I'm in the military. how stupid is that?

bahahahahaha

hi.

Sober wrote:

fluffy wrote:But being drunk and watching fellow drunks is the best of all.

(Being sober and watching fellow sobers is just boring.)

Eat a dick.

How hungry are you?

Caravan Ray wrote:

Sober wrote:

fluffy wrote:But being drunk and watching fellow drunks is the best of all.

(Being sober and watching fellow sobers is just boring.)

Eat a dick.

How hungry are you?

HaHa! That's a great fact.
...did you know a whale penis is called a dork?

Howz come this place is boring after dark? I'm all intoxicated and I want some stimulating conversation from fellow musicians.

Because we saw you coming?

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Howz come this place is boring after dark? I'm all intoxicated and I want some stimulating conversation from fellow musicians.

It's called IRC. #SongFight! on irc.chatjunkies.org

Also, I should have typed this last night... in this thread... but then it wouldn't have come out right... I woke up fdrink though...

Why am I working in Ipswich? Why does anyone work in Ipswich? Why does? fucking Ipswich exist at all? I don't know what the equivalent is else where in the world is - but Ipswich is the place where it is always 5 degrees hotter than everywhere else (and I live in a place where "hotter" is bad) - and fucking tracksuit pants and Ugg boots are the height or sartorial elegance. I thought that when Homo sapiens crawled out of the primordial slime - the primordial slime just went away. It didn't. It just went to fucking Ipswich. Pauline fucking Hansen is the only thing Ips-fucking-wich* is famous for.

I mean - I am not a snob or anything - but why are all these people so inferior to me?

As soon as I find someone in Ipswich called "Hana" - my song is written baby.

* Not just my opinion - the Urban Dictionary entry on Ipswich:
Ipswich
Town on the outskirts of Brisbane, Australia. (also known as ippy Mainly inhabited by bogans. used to be prosperous coal mining town but the coal dried up and the miners stayed - now famous for its centrelink and large scale welfare depenancy. Also known as "the hole" and "the dump". The town centre is almost as grubby as the bogans that inabit the city

Sounds like Scottsdale, Arizona.