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32. being surprised and annoyed when others don't think you rap so good.

adrift in a draft wrote:i++ ) You think fluffy is a chick

I'm more woman than you could ever handle.

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On the subject of marcus kellis, did anyone see Freak Show? It premiered Wednesday. Overall an awful show, but the world's tallest Nebraskan is totally kellis.

Lunkhead wrote:

jack wrote:51. you post an entire set of jokey reviews thinking that anyone else thinks it's funnier than you do.

Word.

Unless you can write like Glenn Case

33. Posting to an old dead forum thread even though you have nothing whatsoever to contribute.

Uh, oops.

Dude.

the sober irishman should be banned from the songfight drinking game thread.

unless he's not really sober.

/swig

Jack should be banned for being way out of the loop.

Bourbon + Soda FTW

You found your drink, I take it?

The Sober Irishman wrote: Bourbon + Soda FTW

snigger

that's a chick's drink

Somebody dig through the archives for Sober saying "never have, never will"

And find that picture of the chick with the bong, too.

jb wrote:Somebody dig through the archives for Sober saying "never have, never will"

bzl wrote:And find that picture of the chick with the bong, too.

Well I got half of that covered anyhow.

EDIT: Upon further review this is neither helping or howing to. Please allow me the opportunity to correct that error.

OK, first off a bong is an apparatus used for smoking pot. It is essentially an adaptation of a Turkish Water Pipe in which the smoke of the burning substance of choice is cooled through the liquid it is smoked or pulled through. The addition of the water in use with a Bong is said to reduce the harshness of the Cannabis weed which some members of our populace seem intent to ingest into their bodies.

For legal reasons I cannot speak to the results of this process which when done through the bong method allegedly produces a more intense high. I can say that the picture I posted earlier should give the reader an approximate estimation of the results.

Those were the days. I never did try pot, though. I'm sure I did say somewhere I'd never drink, and I recall making a wager with Blue to that effect, even. Live and learn.

Bourbon + Soda is girly? Damn. How about white russians? Mixed opinions on that, I've found.

Or, what's a good non-girly bourbon-based drink?

The Sober Irishman wrote:
Or, what's a good non-girly bourbon-based drink?

Open a bottle of Jack Daniels. Drink it.

The Sober Irishman wrote:I never did try pot, though. I'm sure I did say somewhere I'd never drink, and I recall making a wager with Blue to that effect, even. Live and learn.

What. The. Fuck. Seriously. What the fuck? What?

The Sober Irishman wrote:Or, what's a good non-girly bourbon-based drink?

I think beer is the word you're looking for. Not entirely bourbon based, sure, but ...

Dan-O has a point, so this thread has been moved to Monkey Business.

JB

Oh, and real men drink whatever the fuck they want. Pass me a daiquiri.

White Russians kick ass. Rum and soda or vodka and soda are what I usually drink. Not a fan of beer and I can't do anything really potent. I like drinks to taste good.

33. Getting all fussy (even if you don't post the fussiness) when people refuse to look through your bad production and see the great song that it really is.

I should be so drunk right now. 8)

jb wrote:Dan-O has a point, so this thread has been moved to Monkey Business.

JB

In an effort to get this thread moved to Help and Howto I submit the following list of drinks in decending order of manly-osity ratings. (rated on the USA scale)

Jack
wiskey
scodch
bong water
Cold yeller carbonated beer
import beer
vodka
...
mixed with water drinks
mixed with coke/soda drinks
priest juice
umbrella drinks
zimma