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Billy's Little Trip wrote:Bacardi and coke

Bacardi?!? WTF? I think you should change your name to "Billy's Little Skirt"

i remember back when i was young (16-17ish) we got drunk at my friends place. One of my friends drank a whole bottle of Bacardi by himself in half an hour. So, we started drinking at 6, he had the whole thing finished at 6:30. Soon after, he stripped down and was clambering into my mates fish pond to 'go for a swim'.

This has nothing to do with anything, really. Just mentions of Bacardi set me off on that story.

Caravan Ray wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Bacardi and coke

Bacardi?!? WTF? I think you should change your name to "Billy's Little Skirt"

TUACA!!!!

My buddy Derek is getting married in two weeks, and he bought all his groomsmen a bottle of their favorite liquor. Cuervo black, Patron silver, some kind of vodka, and Tuaca for me, because that's all I've been drinking lately.

Before we left for the bachelor party, I took SEVEN pulls off the Tuaca (in 90 seconds, right before we left) - 3, 3, and 1. Instant regret. Then I had 3 more shots of Tuaca at the strip club, then like 6 more shots of Tuaca back at the house, two dead nazi's, and about 4 cap'n and peppers.

DuuuUURNK.

I'm guessing pulls are swigs and I'm guessing cap'n peppers would be Captain Morgans and Dr. Pepper. I feel nauseous just reading your post.

omfg e guys. oim so drunk. a beautiful persion giurl drove me ome. i was making out witha different girl, who was amazingly beautifl. i am goa maryy this girl guys, for realy;. also: I LOVE YOU GUYS>

No really guyd, fjuc, you. I'm gona be fuckin faomous. but i'm gona take niggas like puce and jb with me, cause you niggas are gangsta as shit, and I want gangtsa ass niggas loik you in my possse.

seriously, bjam, you wann?a make out

Yeeeeeeeeeee-haw!

oh man

A SCENE FROM THE FUTURE!

Sober, Puce, JB, and Bjam will be driving around in a busted up car in five years time, empty booze bottles falling out when the doors open, the cup holders full of cigarette butts, a faint smell of Febreeze attempting to cover up the stench of alcohol. JB and Puce by this time will have bulked up and be 6'2" and 250lb each, Sober will be near-skeletal and have a constant white dusting on his upper lip, and Bjam will have trashy clothes and overdone makeup. All will have acquired various accents and a swagger to their step that resembles a leopard awaking from a tranquilizer.

"Let's do shots with girly fruit juices and cheap liquor from a gallon plastic bottle!" yells Sober.

"Right on," agrees the formidable duo of JB and Puce, while Bjam stumbles from the alcohol wearing off.

And they will be famous. FAMOUS! Just like Sober predicted.

However, shortly after becoming famous, Sober is mauled by a feral cat for racist remarks and left for dead. JB, Puce, and Bjam form a superband and go on to become world-famous and sell billions of records. They live happily ever after. The end.

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Getting really drunk again right now. More drunk posts to follow?

Bjam wrote:A SCENE FROM THE FUTURE!
However, shortly after becoming famous, Sober is mauled by a feral cat for racist remarks and left for dead. JB, Puce, and Bjam form a superband and go on to become world-famous and sell billions of records.

This "Superband" is heretofore to be known as "The posse that left Sober for dead" with "and stuff" and possibly "Super-Duper" to be integrated into the name shortly after Ken joins.

You know what. I'm gonna get happered tonight I think. Why not, it's the start of my week off work, I got a jam to go to, and I got paid.


Yeps. Then, for fun, when I get home, I'm gonna out the various fantasies I've had featuring Bjam AND Sober. Tag Team!! yeah!!!



YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

That's it. I'm changing my major to physics and inventing the neutron bomb.

Drink of choice - Rum and coke, or straight rum, depending on how the night's going.

I also enjoy the occasional wine cooler....

You didn't hear that from me.

More future stories!

I don't have many drunk stories. I've only drunk too much a few times in my life. Though there definately were stories involved with those memorable (what I can remember) times.

It was my brothers, Apathy Boy, birthday yesterday. He turned 22. We drank and played Xbox 360 until 2 in the morning, when he passed out.

He then did the biggest technicolour yawn I have ever seen. And it stunk too. A deep, acidic stench from low within the gut. He managed to get it not just on the floor, but all up the side of his head too. I think the total area hit would easily have been a 3 meter minimum radius.

Happy birthday, little brother!

Cheers, Apathy Boy!

I've been on the road for a few days, but tonight's show is at a nearby campground, so I may finally get the opportunity to tip a few back. Usually by now I've moved toward the light beers (Corona, Gennessee Cream Ale, etc.), but I'm still in the mood for Guinness this summer. Mmm.

Technicolor yawn, LMAO!!

Oi. my buddy derek's wedding in California. It's awesome. like youy have no ides how awesome . asicallt. that's what im sayignig. ive onlu had like 12 shots.,and 5 glasses of champagne. so you know its qaawesoeme. i don't think i;;ll throw up, but we'll see. party time, eh?? woo yues. very nice. goodnight.,

Update: 3 more shots of tuaca at some shitty bar up the street fromthe hotel. i somehow managed to make it from there back to the hotel.v so that's good and shit i guess.l; lol. lol.

lol.

lol.

I don't remember posting that.