Most Terrible Band Name

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:47 am

Justincombustion wrote:I don't have my manual dexterity today.

Justincombustion wrote:Tequlla

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Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Wed May 11, 2005 10:55 am

Dammit!!!! (or is it "damn it!!" ?) Ehhh proper grammar is for chumps, not drummers.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:46 am

Call me a chump then!

-bill

Justincombustion · Post by **Justincombustion** » Wed May 11, 2005 11:57 am

I would, but I'd spell it wrong.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:54 am

Maxwell Smart once had to find a statue called the "Tequila Mockingbird" in an episode of "Get Smart".

erik · Post by **erik** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:30 pm

http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/HoboNames.mp3

Kamakura · Post by **Kamakura** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:06 pm

Justincombustion wrote:Dammit!!!! (or is it "damn it!!" ?) Ehhh proper grammar is for chumps, not drummers.

I beg to differ.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:22 pm

Spider X

Backstory:

There's a few guys at my store who are in a hard rock cover band called False Pretense. They're in their 30's, and they're playing Iron Maiden, Metallica, etc. at biker bars and the like.

They just lost their singer, so they put a want ad in the big Dallas paper. Their audition process was to have people come out to their shows and sing for a few numbers, kind of like that rockstar/inxs thing.

This is, swear to god, the actual message he left on the guitarist's phone after breif email correspondence.

I'll probably be making heavy sample use out of this at some point.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:06 am

The Sober Irishman wrote:Spider X

That's fuckin' bad-ass and shit.

Seriously, now the rest of the day I'm going to have to end all my sentences with "and shit".

And shit.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:11 pm

That's real professional, dude.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:41 am

I was just fiddling about with an on-line band name generator:
http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/band.html

and this was the list of suggestions it gave me:

1. PARALLEL STICK PERSON -FREETARD
2. MY FIVE CATCALLS
3. SPASTICATED DICKHEAD
4. BACKDRAUGHT -DELTOID
5. YOUR FRAGMENTS
6. SLUTY MISS BOB MARLEY
7. LEAF

I like number 3. Number 7 sounds a bit too Canadian.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:28 pm

Myspace is a pretty good source for this list.

- Ice Cream Headache
- Test Icicles

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:20 pm

fodroy wrote:- Test Icicles

there has been a band in SA called Test Eagles to almost ten years or so.

jute gyte · Post by **jute gyte** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:31 pm

I'm in a band named Testikill.

Æpplês&vØdkã · Post by **Æpplês&vØdkã** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:48 pm

I was briefly in one named moldy cabbage.

Paco Del Stinko · Post by **Paco Del Stinko** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 1:54 pm

I once played guitar for "Yesterdays Gravy"