The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Lunkhead wrote:"Your song is in m/n time signature" "No dumbass, it's in x/y!" "I think z/q sounds kind of like a/b" "No way, it's totally like r/t!" and on and on and on

hilarious

Oh, here's one of my all time favorites. Again, more paraphrasing than quoting here:

"Oh, sorry, I didn't actually read any of the posts to which I was responding, so my response contributed nothing to the dialogue."

"Calm down, Oats."

Wait. What were we collecting here again?

jast wrote:"Calm down, Oats."

Wait. What were we collecting here again?

Oh damn, how are we 468 70 posts in before calm down oats.

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

jast wrote:"Calm down, Oats."

Wait. What were we collecting here again?

Oh damn, how are we 468 70 posts in before calm down oats.

haha, this one is old and classic.. what ever happen to him ? heart attack?

drë wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

jast wrote:"Calm down, Oats."

Wait. What were we collecting here again?

Oh damn, how are we 468 70 posts in before calm down oats.

haha, this one is old and classic.. what ever happen to him ? heart attack?

I think he finally came out of the closet and started smoking weed. Now he's calm as a three dollar bill.

drë wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

jast wrote:"Calm down, Oats."

Wait. What were we collecting here again?

Oh damn, how are we 468 70 posts in before calm down oats.

haha, this one is old and classic.. what ever happen to him ? heart attack?

Wow, it's old and classic? That didn't come around until well after I came back from a long disappearance (in fact, I think I was the first person to say it... but we can argue that point if you think I'm wrong).

Of course... this means I've been around long enough to be an old-timer twice. That's a harrowing thought for me.

Calm down Jon Eric

Caravan Ray wrote:Calm down Jon Eric

Well played, good sir....well played.

"You think that's old?! I've been submitting since \[a year ago, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, etc.]"

This one is an oldie, not sure if it gets used much anymore.

"WTF is up with that Nevada sized photo?"

Hell I'm not sure I even said that right.

Dan-O from Five-O wrote:This one is an oldie, not sure if it gets used much anymore.

"WTF is up with that Nevada sized photo?"

Hell I'm not sure I even said that right.

"Hey, why did you post that huge landscape photo? Now I have to scroll over to read every post in this thread. That was rude."

Didn't that actually become a verb around here? 'Once again, JB decides to Nevada the thread..."

king_arthur wrote:Didn't that actually become a verb around here? 'Once again, JB decides to Nevada the thread..."

That's what I was talking about, being used as a verb. Good call K.A.

But with the advent of widescreen monitors, we may never have to worry about it again. (Somebody feel free to prove me wrong here)

Dan-O from Five-O wrote:

king_arthur wrote:Didn't that actually become a verb around here? 'Once again, JB decides to Nevada the thread..."

That's what I was talking about, being used as a verb. Good call K.A.

But with the advent of widescreen monitors, we may never have to worry about it again. (Somebody feel free to prove me wrong here)

My wide screen iPad gets annoyed.

i didnt have enough time

Here's one from every live event practice, ever:

"Wait. I screwed up the chord chart."

"Can anyone play drums for me?!"

"Sure, if you only want one beat."

"Next year I'm going to be better prepared."

"I fucked up my set"

inevitableguy wrote:Here's one from every live event practice, ever:

"Wait. I screwed up the chord chart."

Or, if you're me, "Wait, I screwed up the chord chart... last year, and didn't correct it before sending it out AGAIN."

D'oh.

The capotasto was supposed to be on the 3rd fret......