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Edge of LA wrote:Right now I have this thing with Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt. Sorry I don't have 11 more. (not really).

Have you seen his other movies? My fave is "Lily and Jim."

HAH ha ha. Wheeee. Good times!

--Em

12 Dirty Movie Titles That Aren't Actually Dirty:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
8 Seconds
Snatch
Holes
Hands on a Hardbody
The Bone Collector
Ball Above All
Pecker
Invincible Pole Fighter
In The Mouth of Madness
Chisum
Run Silent, Run Deep

Niveous wrote:My 12 Favorite Songs of 2005:

12. "Happy Life" by Jute Gyte
That song has my abolute favorite guitar riff of the year. It reminds me of a dirtier version of Pure's "Anna('s a Speedfreak)". Gritty and beautiful.

Thanks!

prayformojo wrote:12 Dirty Movie Titles That Aren't Actually Dirty:

Brilliant idea!

12 more dirty movie titles that aren't dirty (but might have been better if they were):

The Big Easy
Deep Impact
Sideways
Hannah And Her Sisters
For A Few Dollars More
The Cowboy Way
Batteries Not Included
Every Which Way But Loose
Kramer Vs. Kramer
An Officer And A Gentleman
Grand Canyon
Driving Miss Daisy

Pecker is ridiculously (and wonderfully) dirty!

jimtyrrell wrote:

prayformojo wrote:12 Dirty Movie Titles That Aren't Actually Dirty:

Brilliant idea!

12 more dirty movie titles that aren't dirty (but might have been better if they were):

The Big Easy
Deep Impact
Sideways
Hannah And Her Sisters
For A Few Dollars More
The Cowboy Way
Batteries Not Included
Every Which Way But Loose
Kramer Vs. Kramer
An Officer And A Gentleman
Grand Canyon
Driving Miss Daisy

Well done sir!

jimtyrrell wrote:Brilliant idea!

So, top 12 film titles that would invoke scandalous homoerotic images if they were tied to porno.

Father of the Bride, A Few Good Men, Big, Top Gun, The Godfather, JFK, Two Towers, Dick, The Talented Mr. Ripley...Navy Seals...Wait wait wait.. top 12 Bill Paxton titles that shouldn't be attached to porn.


Navy Seals
Next of Kin
Mighty Joe Young
Titanic
Boxing Helena
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
(spend some extra time appreciating that one)
Vertical Limit
The Last Supper
The Vagrant
Predator 2
Monolith
Mortuary
Taking Tiger Mountain

...and if they ever make a movie of it:
Mr Pinkwhistle Interferes

Boxing Helena is a good one.

I also can't believe I forgot Horatio Hornblower.

Let's not forget "Spaceballs"

Egg wrote:top 12 Bill Paxton titles that shouldn't be attached to porn.

the top 1 movies i expected to find on your list until i remembered they starred bill pullman, not bill paxton:
while you were sleeping

12 bad Dorito flavors:

1) Zesty Pollution
2) Spicy Tsunami
3) Cool Asbestos
4) Hearty Mitachondria
5) Pepper Jack and Vagisil
6) Clam Chowder 'n' Grits with a Hint of Lime
7) Parmesan and Faces Melting Off Like at the End of Raiders
8 ) 4 Kid Blend
9) Roasted Adidas and Cheddar
10) Tangy Domino Harvey
11) Crispy Santorum
12) Guacamole (they actually make these, and should probably be higher on the list)

The 12 best Beatles guitar solos:

• 12. Can't Buy Me Love
  11. Drive My Car
  10. Happiness Is A Warm Gun
  9. Savoy Truffle
  8. Dig A Pony
  7. Carry That Weight
  6. Something
  5. Yer Blues
  4. Taxman
  3. I Want You (She's So Heavy)
  2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
  1. Old Brown Shoe

Stubby Phillips wrote: 2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Have you heard the Yellow Matter Custard version of that song? It's awesome.

jolly roger wrote:

Stubby Phillips wrote: 2. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Have you heard the Yellow Matter Custard version of that song? It's awesome.

It is good... now check out this guy playing it on a ukelele... not too bad...
<a href="http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder. ... 576">While My Guitar Gently Weeps on Transbuddha</a>

Awesome. I thought you were joking, but that was intense.

I started talking with a local DJ/friend about Songfight, and I figured I would hook him up with 12 songs that might get him interested in Songfight. Here is the message that I sent to him:
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Here are some of the reasons why I think Songfight is great. Each track had a week to be put together, with the exception of Frankie Big Face's "Locked Box" which was part of a side project that was called "Albumfight".

Furthermore, I have a thread on the Songfight boards where I have been able to list my top 12 favorite songs from individual Songfighters. That thread is <a href="http://www.songfight.net/forums/viewtop ... ">here.</a>

If you like what you are hearing, I highly recommend doing more research at <a href="http://www.songfight.org">Songfight.org</a>

12 OF MY SONGFIGHT FAVORITES

1. <a href="http://www.frontalot.com">MC Frontalot</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/gonna_be ... mp3">Gonna Be Your Man</a>
2. <a href="http://www.actdead.com/">ADD</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/birds_of ... mp3">Birds of Our Own</a>
3. <a href="http://www.frankiebigface.com/">Frankie Big Face</a> - <a href="http://www.frankiebigface.com/music/loc ... p3">Locked Box</a>
4. <a href="http://www.bradsucks.net/">Brad Sucks</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/bad_attr ... n.mp3">Bad Attraction</a>
5. <a href="http://dt.songhole.org/">Duboce Triangle</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/down_to_ ... .mp3">Down to the Atom</a>
6. <a href="http://www.deshead.com/">Deshead</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/piece_of ... mp3">Piece of My Heat</a>
7. <a href="http://www.medicine.uiowa.edu/radresearch/hm/">Hostess Mostess</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/unlessic ... p3">Unless I Change My Mind</a>
8. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/sonofsupercar">sonofsupercar</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/shreds/s ... >Shreds</a>
9. <a href="http://www.johnorama.com/">John Benjamin Band</a> - <a href="http://johnorama.com/songs/jb_firebomb.mp3">Fire Bomb</a> (written for <a href="http://www.15-16puzzle.com/">15-16 Puzzle</a> to perform)
10. <a href="http://www.mightyoctothorpe.com/index.p ... othorpe</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/is_it_co ... ld.mp3">Is It Cold?</a>
11. <a href="http://www.15-16puzzle.com/">15-16 Puzzle</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/hotel/15 ... ">Hotel</a>
12. <a href="http://kni.songhole.org/">Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff</a> - <a href="http://www.songfight.org/music/gonna_be ... mp3">Gonna Be Your Man</a>

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)
<a href="http://www.glenncase.com">http://www.glenncase.com</a>

12 Coolest Words (in no particular order)

Decoupage
Nemesis
Horizon
Rhythm
Attic
Mycology
Urtification
Orifice
Cellar
Buzzsaw
Facade
Butt

You forgot weiner.

12 Kompressor classics

1.Kompressor Does Not Dance
2.Der Todessynthesizer
3.Red Robot Theme Song
4.Destroy Mass Media
5.Rappers We Crush (with Mc Frontalot)
6. Brush Your Teeth
7.120 mph
8.Attack And Release
9.Fist Of Fear
10.Click Click Click
11. Penmanship
12.You Can Call Me Kompressor

jimtyrrell wrote:

prayformojo wrote:12 Dirty Movie Titles That Aren't Actually Dirty:

Brilliant idea!

12 more dirty movie titles that aren't dirty (but might have been better if they were):

OK - more dirty movie titles that aren't dirty (but might have been better if they were) - THAT ALL STARRED JOHN WAYNE:

1. The Barbarian and the Geisha (1958)
2. Seven Men From Now (1956)
3. Men Without Women (1930)
4. Girls Demand Excitement (1931)
5. A Lady Takes A Chance (1943)
6. Rough Romance (1930)
7. His Private Secretary (1933)
8. The Lucky Texan (1934)
9. Paradise Canyon (1935)
10. Big Jake (1971)
11. Seven Sinners (1940)
and of course, my personal favourite,
12. Randy Rides Alone (1934)

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EDIT - and as I have just realised - that is also a list of 12 wonderful potential band names. Look out for "Girls Demand Excitement" or "Rough Romance" in a Songfight! soon.

Caravan Ray wrote: OK - more dirty movie titles that aren't dirty (but might have been better if they were) - THAT ALL STARRED JOHN WAYNE:

1. The Barbarian and the Geisha (1958)
2. Seven Men From Now (1956)
3. Men Without Women (1930)
4. Girls Demand Excitement (1931)
5. A Lady Takes A Chance (1943)
6. Rough Romance (1930)
7. His Private Secretary (1933)
8. The Lucky Texan (1934)
9. Paradise Canyon (1935)
10. Big Jake (1971)
11. Seven Sinners (1940)
and of course, my personal favourite,
12. Randy Rides Alone (1934)

You know how people type out LOL, even when they didn't really laugh? Well, I just cackled out loud. At work, no less. Bravo, Ray!

ROCK!

Glenn Case