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I think we need to do an intervention, Sober.

shitfuckshitfuckshituckshituck all i want to say is the word fuck a million times in a row. fuck you.

i drank a lot tonight. tomorrow will suck but i will drink tomorrow night too.

i edited this message a lot.

suck it.

fuck.

22 oz. ruination ipa was a bad choice after all i drank.

whatever. i work til 3 am four nights a week then i have 3 nights to drink.

i'm stealing internet from a neighbor.

her name is s----a p----s, which is an awesome porn name.

her parents are fucked up.

FUCK. i'm really drunk. i've had a lot of awesome beer tonight.

we made fun of sorority chicks. good things.



hail satan.

shoot babies in the face.

fuck anyone who thinks anything means anything.
fuck.

edit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ND1OxDoNL8I

The Sober Irishman wrote:Oi. my buddy derek's wedding in California. It's awesome. like youy have no ides how awesome . asicallt. that's what im sayignig. ive onlu had like 12 shots.,and 5 glasses of champagne. so you know its qaawesoeme. i don't think i;;ll throw up, but we'll see. party time, eh?? woo yues. very nice. goodnight.,

Update: 3 more shots of tuaca at some shitty bar up the street fromthe hotel. i somehow managed to make it from there back to the hotel.v so that's good and shit i guess.l; lol. lol.

lol.

lol.

best post ever.

fodroy wrote:her name is s----a p----s, which is an awesome porn name.

Stroka Penis?

That is way better than her actual name.

Since she can't google herself now and find this, the missing letters are "heen" and "eter"

I'
m not quite ready for this thread yet,


but I'm closse...


P.S. Do yo have any Britney man? do you got some JUSTIN????????


mutha.

i realized tonight that i'm obseessed with moths. Thy're hust the coolest things ever.

i let two moths sit on my hand for an hourl.

then one left.

then the other sit on my hand for another hour.

i wanted it to stay forever.

i'm checking whatsthatbug.com to try to figure out what it was.

fodroy wrote:i realized tonight that i'm obseessed with moths. Thy're hust the coolest things ever.

i let two moths sit on my hand for an hourl.

then one left.

then the other sit on my hand for another hour.

i wanted it to stay forever.

i'm checking whatsthatbug.com to try to figure out what it was.

HaHa!
....I hope it didn't bite you.

I don't think it would. It knows I'm dangerous. The night before the drunk version of me ate a moth.

fodroy wrote:I don't think it would. It knows I'm dangerous. The night before the drunk version of me ate a moth.

I used to have a great party trick when I was young and irresponsible. We used to get occaisional huge swarms (flocks?) of bogong moths (big bastards) where I used to live. I used to like to catch one and put in in my mouth, then go and join a conversation - but say nothing. Then after a minute of so - just slowly open the mouth and let this huge fluttery moth crawl out and fly away. The chicks love that sort of stuff.

Caravan Ray wrote:

fodroy wrote:I don't think it would. It knows I'm dangerous. The night before the drunk version of me ate a moth.

I used to have a great party trick when I was young and irresponsible. We used to get occaisional huge swarms (flocks?) of bogong moths (big bastards) where I used to live. I used to like to catch one and put in in my mouth, then go and join a conversation - but say nothing. Then after a minute of so - just slowly open the mouth and let this huge fluttery moth crawl out and fly away. The chicks love that sort of stuff.

Hahaha. I might try that. Two things. Doesn't it taste terrible? And wouldn't that ruin the moths wings?

Ahoy hoy! We've had a "drunk" thread all this time, and I've been missing it and not posting to it every time I get drunk? Need to remedy this, post haste.

Hi! I' am kind of drunk right now and I thought thisd might be the place to make sure you all knew about that. I sincerely hope that I am not ruining this thread with off-topicsialness. Thank you all for your time and patiences and have a nice evening.

I"m kind of drunk too. I like it. Yeah. I went to a bar that was one step away from a gay bar. It had really shitty artwork on the walls priced at $550. I want to piss and shit all over it. fuck. then we went and drank $1 pbr. the best. it feels cold in muncie right now. 54 degrees.

Me too.


Drinkem.

The best thing ever is drinkin from fuckin 4 pm til 4am and playing smash bros. and mario kart and other n64 games and getting free food from the university and then free beer from the best bar in town and then playing fucking more fucking smash bros. and destroying motherfuckers cuz you are samus and then seeing some drunk chics boobs. hell yes. fuck yes. i could be more drunk than i am. but the night is over. ah well. funnest day ever.

I've had no time or opportunity to put on a good drunk this Labor Day weekend. That will change tomorrow, when I got play a BBQ block party in Newton.

I could be a howling drunkard if I could just fit it in my schedule.

I feel obligated to post here. [deleted incriminating story] my friends tell me i cuss a lot when drunk but fuck that. i cuss a lot when sober.

i could've posted here last night. this morning i had to worst headache of my life.


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some bitch poured a beer in my lap tonight. what a stupid thing to do. gahd. i wasn't even being a dick or anything.

That's because drunk chicks will find any reason to be fucking dickfucks. Some dickbitch accused me of spitting on her once for no reason I could surmise. She kept trying to fight me all night, which was pretty funny. [/i]

I just told her "Y'know, that was pretty fucked up. BYE." and left the bar. I mean, FUCK, I had soaked jeans. What a dumb thing to do. I mean, FUCK. I'm still steamed about it.

kick her ass, sven. or just tell her to dick it.