Sir Dread, the Terror Knight (night terrors reviews)

[Ross]

I AM A VIKING

There's a hole in the sky, but don't ask me why, cause I don't know.

[Paco Del Stinko]

Many, many years ago, somebody told me about that song. We laughed so hard making up our own verses that went something like this, if I remember rightly:

I am a viking, raging on my ship
With flames and helmuts all around
I rape little children and their mothers too
I'm the biggest baddest viking to be found

Take that, Yngwie!