The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Ross wrote:Well, I had to mix it and send it from a Holiday Inn in Goleta, CA. But I'm in.

I am using this as a lyric someday.

Submitted. I have had liek 5 white russians which are fucking ndeliscious, but John has not has so much to drink and he did all the mixing and he's pretty good at this stiuff, so you guys better watch the fuck, out.

Feel free to quote me in the review thread, but I have a feeling that we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

NEW SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS IUN THE FUCKING HOUSE

Sober wrote:Submitted. I have had liek 5 white russians which are fucking ndeliscious, but John has not has so much to drink and he did all the mixing and he's pretty good at this stiuff, so you guys better watch the fuck, out.

Feel free to quote me in the review thread, but I have a feeling that we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

NEW SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS IUN THE FUCKING HOUSE

i'm not even going to bother listening to this one.

Lucky Spoon wrote:step 1) rent High School Musical 3 so girlfriend has something to do while i finish my song... win
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step 4) cuss and yell at the computer so loud and violently that girlfriend goes to bed without talking to me... out of fear... win?
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We'll keep this in mind along with the "musician boyfriend" advice discussed above...

jackfrost wrote:

Sober wrote:Submitted. I have had liek 5 white russians which are fucking ndeliscious, but John has not has so much to drink and he did all the mixing and he's pretty good at this stiuff, so you guys better watch the fuck, out.

Feel free to quote me in the review thread, but I have a feeling that we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

NEW SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS IUN THE FUCKING HOUSE

i'm not even going to bother listening to this one.

Heh, yeah... I'm with you, Mr. Frost. It's kinda like when you're around someone else's five year old, and they're running around shouting "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!" and "YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD" and "I'M THE BEST AT EVERYTHING" every three seconds because they're so desperate attention... any kind of attention. And the last thing you want to do is actually GIVE them any sort of attention when they're like that, because that's just going to reinforce their behavior. *shrug*

Jack and Teplin, that's just Sober's quirky sense of humor. Hate mail gives him an erection.

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Jack and Teplin, that's just Sober's quirky sense of humor. Hate mail gives him an erection.

Eww! All the more reason to ignore it, then!

jackfrost wrote:

Sober wrote:Submitted. I have had liek 5 white russians which are fucking ndeliscious, but John has not has so much to drink and he did all the mixing and he's pretty good at this stiuff, so you guys better watch the fuck, out.

Feel free to quote me in the review thread, but I have a feeling that we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

NEW SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS IUN THE FUCKING HOUSE

i'm not even going to bother listening to this one.

what are you TALKING about???




white russians are ammaaaaaaaaazing!

Teplin wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Jack and Teplin, that's just Sober's quirky sense of humor. Hate mail gives him an erection.

Eww! All the more reason to ignore it, then!

BLT, you certainly should not be making excuses for him! Also, don't worry about Sober. If he gets outta hand, I'm sure he'll quickly get reeled back in.

Wow, there's a post I don't remember making.

I just gave my first sober listen to the final mix, and it's great. Say what you will about my internet persona - when it comes to recording, we don't fuck around.

Well... it is called songfight! But I don't think anal rape is going to occur.

I said "aurally rape," which is one of the few correctly typed words. It means to ear-rape.

If I had a band that played music for porn videos, we'd be Aural Sex. Har har.

oh misread I guess. Well, that makes you seem a little less weird in my book so yay! Wait. Aural rape? Sounds too much like Oral rape.

Sober wrote:we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

Last I heard, rape was a bad thing. Should this have been in the fdrink thread?

Teplin wrote:This week on the Humboat show:
A very special episode. If you've ever clicked on a link and seen something you just can't unsee, this is the song for you. Special guest star R. Mosquito on accordion, background vocals, and flutophone!

Lets have a round of applause for Irwin. It was his idea to turn this concept into a song. So he deserves all the blam...err.. credit for it. Send your calls and letters to Irwin!

I have on good authority (i.e. the songwriters in the chat) that you should ABSOLUTELY NOT google the subject of their song!!! Seriously.

Ross wrote:

Sober wrote:we are going to aurally fucking rape everyone of you fuckinf douchebahgs.

Last I heard, rape was a bad thing. Should this have been in the fdrink thread?

Well, unless you are talking about the seed used for canola oil, which is lower in erucic acid and much healthier to fry food in than KY.
<<cooking nerd

Ross wrote:

Teplin wrote:This week on the Humboat show:
A very special episode. If you've ever clicked on a link and seen something you just can't unsee, this is the song for you. Special guest star R. Mosquito on accordion, background vocals, and flutophone!

Lets have a round of applause for Irwin. It was his idea to turn this concept into a song. So he deserves all the blam...err.. credit for it. Send your calls and letters to Irwin!

I have on good authority (i.e. the songwriters in the chat) that you should ABSOLUTELY NOT google the subject of their song!!! Seriously.

Thank you, Ross. This cannot be overstated. If you don't understand what the song is about already, don't let curiosity ruin your life. Just nod and smile. Listen to the flutophone.



Mmmm. A flutophone and an absence of dangerous, dangerous curiosity. That's a winning combination!

So glad my curiosity is absent on most things... like Tubgirl & Eel Soup... you can never unsee...

Oh tub girl. I had forgotten about you. Thank you for bringing the memories back.