The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Pigfarmer Jr

We make lots of money
when the whole world starts to fight
Selling guns and ammo
we sell all day and night
Republican or Democrat
it all pays the same
Billions in profits
as we play the murder game

Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on

They say that Bush was evil
but we think he was great
He bought guns and ammo
at twice the going rate
But we aren't partisan
we like Obama, too
He buys drones and all the bombs
our sales are through the roof

Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on

Boeing and Lockheed
General Dynamics
BAE Systems
are all war fanatics
100 billion dollars
in arm sales
Just four companies
we are all going to hell

We pay the politicians
we own all of the news
We arm the insurgents
and all the people lose
Our stocks are on the rise
we are the profiteers
We bomb the middle east
as our freedom disappears

Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on
Come and get the war on, get the war on

The war on dairy has to stop
It's reached my favourite coffee shop
They won't put milk in to their blenda
My beverage killed by their agenda

And there's a war on sitting now
It seems these fascists won't allow
My taking two seats on the bus
They want to silence all of us

We will rise up
For the free and true
Got to stand up
Who'll be left when they come for you

A war on where I park my car
Because those people can't walk far
So I let Jesus take the wheel
Sorry that's just how I feel

The war on humour will come next
My uncle told me in a text
He swears that smallpox was a hoax
And forwards me his racist jokes

We will rise up
For the free and true
Got to stand up
Who'll be left when they come for you

The war on garbage seals our fate
We're living in a nanny state
And Big Recycling always wins
I sort my trash in separate bins

We will rise up
For the free and true
Got to stand up
Who'll be left when they come for you
We will rise up
For Red White and Blue
Got to stand up
Who'll be left when they come for you

The War On
by Jerkatorium


You think your God is threatened
by a coffee cup, or an inclusive greeting.
You think it's blasphemous to be
polite to others, like religions are competing.

You've got your butthurt sore on.
What kind of freakin' moron
Would even think that there's a war on?

Who's the bigger shitheads? The internet trolls?
Or the media that feeds them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Who's the bigger douchebags? The Twitter trolls?
Or the idiots who read them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Does your fragile God need defending?
Your stupidity is neverending.
Who's the bigger dipshits? The Fox News pundits?
Or the dimwits who believe them? [Don't feed the trolls.]

You think your God gives a shit
about trees or reindeer, or a goddamn snowman.
Why isn't it blasphemous to be
fetishizing images decidedly heathen?

Get your attention whore on
the day he wasn't born on
so let's pretend that there's a war on.

Who's the bigger shitheads? The internet trolls?
Or the media that feeds them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Who's the bigger douchebags? The Twitter trolls?
Or the idiots who read them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Does your fragile God need defending?
Your stupidity is neverending.
Who's the bigger dipshits? The Fox News pundits?
Or the dimwits who believe them? [Don't feed the trolls.]

"Happy Holidays" means war to you?
Is this just because you fear the Jews?
Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus too ?

Who's the bigger shitheads? The internet trolls?
Or the media that feeds them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Who's the bigger douchebags? The Twitter trolls?
Or the idiots who read them? [Don't feed the trolls.]
Does your fragile God need defending?
Your stupidity is neverending.
Who's the bigger dipshits? The Fox News pundits?
Or the dimwits who believe them? [Don't feed the trolls.]