The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Don't Break My Heart Again, George Lucas
- Caravan Ray

Alone again here in my room
The warming glow of the CRT permeates my adolescent gloom
I’m a Jedi Knight, the force is strong in me
But till my Jedi master comes
My only friend is my PC

I know what everybody thinks
I’m about as popular as Jar Jar Binks
But I’m so happy I could sing
Spending all my time
Downloading pictures of Natalie Portman
Pictures of Natalie Portman

I’ve got so many photographs of Queen Amidala
I had to delete my JPGs of Sarah Michelle Gellar
Life’s as good as it can get
Just a boy, a box of Kleenex and the high-speed internet

Please George Lucas don’t break my heart again
I don’t want to see lovely Natalie in the arms of her leading men
What’s that Hayden Christensen got compared to me
Except for looks, money, fame, talent and a personality?

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Natalie Portman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Natalie Portman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Natalie Portman
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Natalie Portman

Don't Break My Heart Again, George Lucas

I know you got where you are doing things your way
You could just mail it in and they'd stand there in line anyway
But when the people who count on you
Start laying their doubt on you
Then it might be wise at least to listen to what they say

Don't you break my heart again

You've probably got your way to see the story through
And in the end you'll just do what it is you do
No you can't please everyone
And if you tried it would be no fun
But like it or not, what you created is bigger than you

Don't you break my heart again

you probably figure them out.

Don't Break My Heart Again, George Lucas
by WreckdoM

I wanna be your lightsaber baby
And you can be my ewok
Show me your deathstar baby
Cause we control the force
We can do it with Yoda

Samples from Return of the Jedi readalong record and Howard the Duck

This saber I made with the paper-tube blade will be ably displayed
on the day that I labor in wait in the queue braving hate and confusion
from passers-by thinking I should find, if not my mind,
then at least something better to do with my time than wait for
tickets for the next movie by Lucas
and I'm sick if I don't think he will juke us

These haters they'd have you believe that you will be thieved, but please!
Don't be decieved -- I can't conceive that evil could possibly come in threes
No not this time, this time we will see C-3PO not steal the scene from the queen
and this time he knows
it's a crime to show
ol' Yoda hopping around like a Mexican jumping bean

I mean, can he really still think that Binks doesn't stink even worse than N'Sync?
Dude, have a drink! Splash your face in the sink, before you need to call your shrink!

But Mr. Lucas, I'm on my kness
And Mr. Lucas, when I'm in my seat
and the projector starts into projecting episode III

Don't break my heart again [George Lucas]
Let's start again [George Lucas]
Don't wanna see us part again [George Lucas]
Don't break my heart again [George Lucas]

So come with me to go see III at the Chinese theatre -- everyone's doing it
Even though it ain't playing there, we'll be staying where there won't no film to ruin it
Cause George, Star Wars is a force bigger than you
It belongs to not one man, but the fans, and let me give you some truth:
It's fine, we'll wait in line, if you wanna keep spewing your new drool
Just give us 4-6, no tricks, just the way they were back when they were pure, and still cool.

Don't break my heart again [George Lucas]
Let's start again [George Lucas]
Don't wanna see us part again [George Lucas]
Don't break my heart again [George Lucas]

I don't wanna see it, but I got to see it anyway.

By X-Tokyo River God

Don't break my heart don't break my heart don't break my

Eternal sunshine of the childish mind
Lacuna Inc. It has erased my brain
We're going out and it's the very first time
One more chance to put it behind you

Don't break my heart, George Lucas

You pay the fare or you pay the price
Once bitten twice is shy but what is thrice?
Childhood dreams they are so hard to beat
But you have tried your best the challenge to meet (a little bit of yoda for you *ahem*)
And I'm not a battered wife but ...

Don't let me down again (don't break my heart)
Lacuna Inc. is waiting ....
to erase you again ...