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Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!
Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 9:18 pm
by coolperson__38
Hi my name is peter and I am 13 and my pet turtle Turtle is the coolest thing in the world and I was hoping I could have a song for him that my friends and I can sing for him that would be about Turtle and it would be on my computer because someone would write it for me and record it and it would be pretty awesome don't you think
Re: Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:36 am
by deshead
coolperson__38 wrote:don't you think
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/
Re: Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 9:17 am
by j$
That's just fantastic
j$
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:04 am
by Lunkhead
Holy cow, that site is so awesome!!! It's like Narbotic, only more elaborate. The guy's hilarious.
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:37 am
by fodroy
what an awesome name for a turtle.
Re: Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:14 pm
by coolperson__38
Re: Write a song for my pet turtle! His name is Turtle!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:21 pm
by Dan-O from Five-O
coolperson__38 wrote:
NO I WANT YOU
Now Verooka...behave yourself or Mr. Wonka won't let you have any more candy.
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:36 pm
by coolperson__38
I know html : - )
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:41 pm
by ibellaluna
Ask my husband, Minty Handy, to put up the cover Andrew Pants did of the song Minty wrote me for our anniversary.
It is AMAZING!! (Well, to me anyway
!)
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:54 pm
by MintyHandy
I'll dig it up. He turned my synth-pop anniversary song into more of a soaring-guitar slow ballad, and improved it about 800%. Almost makes me cry now. Heh.
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:14 pm
by deshead
CHARGE!
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:14 pm
by Bjam
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 9:27 pm
by sparks
Seriously, how is a turtle going to hurt another turtle? Pssht.
"Oh shit, he's got a knife!"
Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 11:11 pm
by Kapitano
Verse 1:
A turtle is not quite a tortoise
And it sure as hell ain't a porpoise
It's got green skin so it's not like a cat
And it's got no wings so it's not like a bat
Chorus 1:
He's got a big hard shell and he sleeps all the time
He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine
Verse 2:
A turtle is not quite a terapin
And it sure as hell ain't a penguin
It's got big sleepy eyes so it's not like a shark
And it's got no hair so it's not like a maqaque
Chorus 2:
He can walk on the land and he can swim in the brine
He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:14 am
by coolperson__38
That song sucks pretty bad
Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:18 am
by JonPorobil
"coolperson__38": quite the paradox. It's a misnomer, but if you think about it, not.
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:12 pm
by c.layne
ok, i wrote a song for your turtle!
TURTLE
here's the lyrics:
turtle by
c.layne
lying in the sun
home is always there
sliding through the sand
head up in the air
turtle
we can share the shoreline
oh, turtle
this place was made for you and me
floating under breeze
come up once to breathe
you're safe because you know
you always move so slow
ENJOY!! WEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 1:58 pm
by Plat
c.layne wrote:ENJOY!! WEEEEEEEEEE!
Yes sir I like it. Nice textures.
Kapitano wrote:He's the bestest turtle...
And he's mine
I very badly want to hear this with a banjo and southern dialect.
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 11:51 am
by c.layne
the song has been revised, the link above still works
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 12:10 pm
by Denyer
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 3:16 pm
by Niveous
Hey coolperson, do you also have a service dog named Ruff?
Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:02 pm
by coolperson__38
ROCK STAR
Turtle likes his song!
