The Song Fight Bulletin Board

HOW DOES SHE DO IT – inflatable vegetables
Nur Ein XI.6

How does she, how does she do it?
How does she, how does she do it?

How does she do it?
Hair flash gold as she sits at the drum kit.
High heels thrown next to the kick.
Picks up the sticks, licks her lips,
Adjusts her slip when she thinks no one sees.
Calves like She-Hulk but tan, not green,
From dancing Reggaeton
With Archangel Gabriel.

How does she, how does she do it?
How does she, how does she do it?

Smash the crash, bomb the toms, snare to spare,
Frowns, concentrates, anticipates the beat.
Wipes sweat from her cheek,
Gets up, straightens her dress discretely,
Walks over to meet me,
Sticks in her hand like a rolling pin
In a 1950s sitcom
And she’s going to beat me.

How does she do it?
If the shoe fits she buys it,
Fills the floor of two closets
Imelda on a budget
Thinking erratic as Mercury’s orbit
You can’t buy love but she’ll try to extort it

Mermaid on weekends Floating on the reef
Vampire on weekdays Sleeping, pointed teeth
Painting by moonlight When the magic comes
Sleeping at daybreak Avoids the sun

Swears like a sailor What’s it to ya?
Prays like a nun Hallelujah!
Sings in Yoruba How does she do-a?
How does she do it? How does she do it?

How does she, how does she do it?
How does she, how does she do it?

How Does She Do It
by bgm

it’s finally warm outside
she’s wearing shorts
she’s walking home
from school
a pickup truck slows down
he follows her
she says this happens quite a lot
she’s 12 years old

how does she do it
find her way through it
how does she deal

they get in her face
if she’s in her own space
how does it feel

sometimes it’s so exhausting just leaving the house
if one more fucking asshole tells her to smile…

IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
I DON’T EXIST FOR YOU
I’M NO ONE’S PROPERTY
AND YOU DON’T SPEAK FOR ME
IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU
THINK I LOOK GOOD TODAY
DON’T KNOW YOU ANYWAY
DON’T WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
IT’S NOT THAT DIFFICULT

How Does She Do It - Paco del Stinko

I know a girl from East Singapore who can do a full split right down on the floor and then she gets up and smiles 'cos she picked up a ping pong ball
Well, I'm sure you understand she didn't use her hands and some think it's gross I think it's totally the most and when she looks at me suddenly I don't feel small

How does she do it (She likes balls)
That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do it

I know a girl with a pair of Ben Wah
They come in a box not on a string
Although her apartment is off kind of far
I swear at night I can hear her sing

How does she do it (She likes balls)
That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do it

I was out playing golf with a girl named Sue, when I asked her if everything I'd heard was true
She said as true as the skin on your nose, now pass me that coil of ground-keeper hose (Oh my)
She took a golf ball from out of my bag, put it at the other end and gave the hose a drag
The ball shot through like it was turbo powered, I got so worked up I had to take a cold shower (So very cold)

How does she do it (She likes balls)
That's all there is to it (She likes balls)
It's like a magic trick (And how)
But I've seen them all (Oh baby)
How does she do, how does she do
How does she do, how does she do (how does she do)
How does she do it

How Does She Do It - Inflatable Vegetables [replaces the other song]

She glows with light in the shadows of Azeka
Slowly sipping her Amaretto and Lemon
I lost my wallet - she told me where to find it
After she got it wrong five other times

Prophetic! We knew it! She's right! How does she do it?
She's psychic! Oh, screw it. She's wrong. How does she do it?

Oh dear, the Sturm und Drang
Seems I've offended her once again
She didn't like the way I joked
Thinly veiled sarcasm

Little knives in velvet gloves
It's not respect, it isn't loving
She made it very clear
It may be years till my next orgasm

She's really not that into me
But I look for signs that someday she might be
Feed illusions, self-delusions
With any scraps she throws me

She's got me, hook, line and sinker
Wrapped around her little finger
And most of the time
I don't really mind

How does she do it?
How does she do it?

Miss Taylor Swift
How do you do it?
How do you write the lyrics
That turn into so many hits?

Every song
Tells a new romantic tragedy
The only tragedy
Of mine is that you've never even met me

-- change up --
So I'm writing to say hello
I've attached a photo
This can be our start
Please don't, please don't break my heart

And even if you wrote a song
Of how dating me was wrong
I would still be your biggest fan
Even if I can't be your man

-- change up --
Then what happens when we live happily ever after?
What will happen to your music?
Will you run out of feelings to write about?
And will you be disappointed?
Cause I might
And your fans might.

-- change up --
(instrumental)

-- change up --
Taylor swift i must say no
Taylor swift I must say no
Sorry I must let you go
Taylor swift I must say no

--change up--
If we were together
The whole world would suffer
Music is more important
Than being happy
We must make this sacrifice... for love
For love
For love

How Does She Do It?
by Berkeley Social Scene

He leaves in the morning
Without a goodbye
Drank all of the coffee
Now her cup is dry

I don’t understand why she would stay
But she’s in love with him
Oh how does she do it? I ask every day
She’s in love with him

He stays out till sunrise
Never returns her calls
His friends broke the TV
Punched a hole in the wall

I just can’t understand why she would stay
But she’s in love with him
Oh how does she do it? I ask every day
She’s in love with him

She don’t care
Oohhhh oohhh

Don’t know him like I do
That’s what she believes
He has a real sweetness
No one ever sees

And I just can’t understand why she would stay
But she’s in love with him
Oh how does she do it? I ask every day
She’s in love with him