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do it for captain - john benjamin big face

come here and be my muskrat love
no need to shop around
here's my bed let's cuddle up
we're gonna do the broddy bounce

do that to me one more time
nobody does it better
we never really say goodbye
love will keep us together

i'll let you be my gentle stranger
we'll dance around in circles
we'll be so happy together
like we were disney girls

you hate the rock and roll you say
can't stand the thought of disco
don't want to hear the music
but you start to tap a toe
i know you want me baby
why won't you let it go
if you won't do it for captain
do it for tenille

honey come love me
i'm singing por amor viviremos
it's my little song of joy
what it means god only knows

baby you still got it
you are so beautiful
my heart just can't stop dancin'
how can you be so cold?

girl you know i'm on my way
keeping our love warm
will you come in from the rain
if i say i write the songs

you hate the rock and roll you say
can't stand the thought of disco
don't want to hear the music
but you start to tap a toe
i know you want me baby
why won't you let it go
if you won't do it for captain
do it for tenille

Do it for Captain
Captain Swank (fea. The Jesus Monkey)

I love it, I love it, when a plan comes togetha
I love it, I love it, when a plan comes togetha (sucka)
I love it, I love it, when a plan comes togetha
I love it, I love it, when a plan comes togetha (FOOL!)

"I pity the fool sucka try to take over the world, then goes home cryin to his mamma!"
said the captain to his crew
pirates on the starboard bow, but muthafucka knew what to do
hoist the sail and man the guns, the captain's mate yelled out
batten down yo' hatches, we gonna air them fuckas out

"Yeah when I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be real big on pain!"
the captain shouted out
motha's got a bone to pick there ain't no fuckin' doubt
captain's givin' orders when them turkeys jumped the ship
but all us cats knew they was fucked from the start 'cause of captain's kung-fu grip

the captain was a wicked cat with armor plated fists
balls of iron and abs of steel and kicks that never missed
flamin' yellow laser breath and death ray goggles too
no punk would ever wanna figure out all this crazy cat can do

so do it for your country sucka
or do it for the green
but do it for your captain cause he's the best we've ever seen

always knew he was a bad mothafucka and he would be to this day
if it weren't for that sorry brotha that put the captain in his grave

"When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my business!"
said the captain with a roar
as he cut them turkeys one by one and laid them to the floor
blood was flyin' everywhere with half them bugga's dead
but while he was a killin' them some motha shot him in the head

"You tricked me sucka!"
groaned the captain as he died
his eyes were frozen open with a look of pure surprise
sorry fucka' killed him got a taste of his own lead
but another rottin' corpse didn't make the captain no less dead

so do it for your country sucka
or do it for the green
but do it for your captain cause he's the best we've ever seen

Always knew he was a baaad mothafucka... and he would be to this day
if it weren't for that sor-rey brotha.... done put the captain in his graave

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(we are)doin' it for the captain


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does it for the captain
any time, any space

get your funky ass down here captain
and fuck cthulhu in the ear, captain!

doin' it for the captain
(we are)doin' it for the captain

captain of love

doin' it for the captain
(we are)doin' it for the captain


dedicated to kathryn janeway
a real captain of love

"Do it for Captain" by Sore Looser (never submitted)

It was a beautiful, sunshiny day
On the day he died
The whole world was happy
He just sat and cried

A lifer in the army
Everyone was his friend
He kept his troubles hidden
Until the very end

We came to find out
His wife had gone away
She took both of their kids
It was a year ago to the day

A makeshift memorial
We built on this place
With only 4 little words
In hopes to hide the disgrace

Do it for Captain It said,
nothing less, nothing more
Everything else,
The same as it was before

The message was simple
But not meant to be clear
Only to those who knew him
To those who were near

When you feel that you can't go on
Do it for Captain

He hid his feelings well
Behind a bottle and some pills
Depression his strongest foe
The combination kills

Late one night
Alone and crying in bed
He took a handful of pills
Put a gun to his head

It was the 1st anniversary
Of the day she left him there
She took the kids and went away
All he could do was stare

He missed them so much
They were the center of his life
He never knew what went wrong
Just that he has no kids, no wife.

A makeshift memorial
We built on this place
With only 4 little words
In hopes to hide the disgrace

Do it for Captain

The message was simple
But not meant to be clear
Only to those who knew him
To those who were near and dear

When you feel that you can't go on
Do it for Captain

Do It For Captain
by Octothorpe

Thinking back upon that fateful day.
We were all thinking what no one would say.

We were standing out in the sparkling night.
Surrounding our feet were cans of Sprite.

Looking around, our eyes locking.
Mutual worries about where we're going.

We are lost with out his direction.
Though we don't miss the genuflection.

We know he is gone and we are alone.
The best we could hope for is a cheap clone.

[Chorus]
Stuck afraid in the spot light.
Drawing upon the others might.

Do it for yourself.

Thinking of our moral boosting chant.
The feeling brings what the words can't.

Do it for me.

Now that he is gone and rotting away.
It reminds us more why we must stay.

Do it for Captain!
[End Chorus]

My vision blurry and rolling.
The floor seemed to be moving.

Stacks of males out on the decks.
His voice had a sobering effect.

Shouting out insistant demands.
Directing them at all the deck hands.

I still remember his words, verily clear.
"Avast ye mateys, where be the beer?"

I snap to attention and give my reply.
That we had no beer just whiskey and rye.

[Chorus]

We were sailing down the carribean strait.
The crew did not know their pending fate.

It was arround midday, the sails at haft mast.
When a call came down from the crows nest.

There were seven ships comming at us.
The captain gave orders, causing a fuss.

They started firing in the standard fare.
The first shot hit the captain square.

We gave up and they took our alcohol.
The Sprite they left was quite alful.

[Chorus]