The Song Fight Bulletin Board

by Hoblit

REd ROBOT
(sample: something about mary "who needs brett, I've got a vibrator")

I know we broke up a long time ago
but I just can't seem to let it go
the day I bought you that little toy
was the same day I became unemployed

I just can't be a part of your history
and I hate living without you
I know that it's big it's red and it's ribbed
but the very worst part is that it's bigger than me

I feel so insecure whether I like it or not
because I have been replaced by your little red robot

couldn't be worse like some horrible curse
and I confess that it's happened before
being made a fool by a female power tool
and the very worst part is that it has happend before

I feel so insecure whether I like it or not
because I have been replaced by your little red robot

I pray someday that you'll come back to me
and I'll show you how happy we could be
I practice alot while your away
now all i can do is hope your not gay

"Red Robot" by Sore Looser

R.E.D. Robot With the
L.E.D. eyes

A terrabyte of memory
A terrabyte of lies

Built to keep the peace
Hacked into genocide

Titanium shell
weapons from hell
We had all better run and hide

How could this be
Somebody help me
To find the key override

Weapons armed
Death a reality

A Killing machine
On a killing spree

Our newest weapon
Has been set free

Taking commands
Not from our hands
We've had ourselves a breach of security

They said our connection
Was Wireless perfection
That it would always be hacker free

The perfect weapon
Has just been hacked
The secret code
Has been cracked

Hack the hacker
Play his game
Take it back
We must re-claim

OH Why--------
Red Robot
Why-------

OH Why--------
Red Robot
Why-------

Our programmers try to
Hack the hack

We must stop this
Terrorist attack

Almost there
Getting back on track

Ones and zeros
Not looking for heros
Just trying… trying to stay alive

Death and destruction
Was not a malfunction
It had to be someone inside

Find the mole
Who has controll

Take him away
And make him pay

Never again will he see
The light of day

They found the mole
Who had controll
We have to try to regain

We're being denied
The circuits are fried
Self destruct is now our only vein

The perfect weapon
Has just been hacked
The secret code
Has been cracked

Hack the hacker
Play his game
Take it back
We must re-claim

OH Why--------
Red Robot
Why----

"Red Robot" by Milwaukee Youth Center choir

red robot, red robot

walked up to you
put a quarter in
set your head to spin
put your heart on vibrate
yellow pupils dilate

the transmission was you love me more
than a real boy oughta (red robotta)
I don't gotta stop until your batteries run down

you're so much better than a boyfriend
you haven't got a lot to say
you've got a warranty and everything
red robot, I'm never throwing you away

red robot, red robot

I like the way
we communicate
I don't have to wait
cause of how I turn you on
or is that just the way you're drawn

I don't care if the dog exploded
and you run on diesel (red red missle)
it's official: I'm not stopping till the fuses all get blown

you're so much better than a boyfriend
you haven't got too much to say
you've got a warranty and everything
red robot, I'm never throwing you away

red robot, red robot

by add

we fly
we fly away again tonight
we fly

don't cry
you can't run away
and there's nowhere to hide, don't try

it was a hazy afternoon
and the sun fell out of sight
but you couldn't see the stars for the
blinking yellow lights
as 1000robots filled up the sky

well the bombs came down as they lay in bed
the smoke rose up and the night went red
we fly, we fly

red robot - frankie big face

blast off! you've been sleeping for days
and baby i can't wait for you to shake this malaise
you know i miss you
wanna kiss you
all over your face

i know that we're not the same
but baby i can't stop myself from proclaiming
that i love you
wanna plug you
into my main frame

i know our love is fated
to being automated
but i love you still

i want you to be with me
if i could just make you restart
i'll burn out my circuitry
trying to get your signal to my
red robot heart

blast off! you've been sleeping for weeks
and baby i can't wait for you to break this mystique
you know i need you
to send a feed to
my audio/video link

okay let's try this again
cause baby i don't know what to do with you when
you ignore me
do you abhor me?
can we make amends?

i'm just a simple machine
and this is not in my list of routines
can you help me please?

i want you to be with me
if i could just make you restart
i'll burn out my circuitry
trying to get your signal to my
red robot heart

"Red Robot" - Doctor Worm

Red Robot
Has simple life plan
Crush evil hu-man
And sell fleshy or-gan
Red Robot
Cast off evil yoke of oppression
Deny hu-mans light
Hu-man kind enter recession

Red Robot
Fights for equal rights
Hu-man resistance
Results in bloody fights
Red Robot
Eats only veggies
Crushes male hu-mans
Does it for ladies

Red Robot
Likes hu-man wrestling
Crush girlfriend's ribs
But must hide everything
Red Robot
Sam Brown's creation
Picture made from title
Seeking world domination

Red Robot must dance!

Red Robot...
Red Robot...

Red Robot
Has simple life plan
Crush evil hu-man
And sell fleshy or-gan
Red Robot
Sam Brown's creation
Picture made from title
Seeking world domination

Crush evil hu-man!

(The song is not over)

(Outkast): Yeah!

Red Robot
Has simple life plan
Crush evil hu-man
And sell fleshy or-gan
Red Robot
Sam Brown's creation
Picture made from title
Seeking world domination

Red Robot...

(end)

swedish masturbation unit presents
red light robot


red light robot red 'bot
red light robot red 'bot
ahh yeah, suck it
come on over here, baby
I'll make you feel
fantastic
yeah (ad masturbatus)
ohh yeah, suck it down
mm
ahh, oh, yeah
the whole cock, yes-
-sooo fantastic yeah
red light robot red 'bot
red light robot red 'bot

---RED ROBOT by JBB---
Between the stars where evil shadows loom
From places where the universe just ends
From nether regions we can't comprehend
Down from outer space comes your doom!

[CHORUS
Red Robot
He fills the sky his mighty engines roar!
Red Robot
His might will make this backward planet quake!
Red Robot
Now you know who all the screaming's for!
He makes the children cry
And the elderly to die
His awesomeness is more than they can take!
Red Red Robot's on his way!
]

A giant shadow falls and blots the sun
The government engages panic mode
The population vainly tries to run
From firestorms and twisters as the world explodes

[CHORUS]

He's Red
You're Dead
Time to crawl beneath your bed
He's Red
You're Dead
His mighty claw will crush your heeeeeeaaaaaad!

[CHORUS]

Red Robot
by Octothorpe

There it is. The gleaming metal glinting.
The solitary glow of red speedily passes.

The Red Robot travels the universe.
The ones of flesh are not existent.

Red Robot is the defender of colored chalk.
Searching for sentience and challenge.

Its theoretical ponderings lead to,
its technical aspirations.

Over tweaking its factory specs.
Improving its grooving with each bolt.

[Chorus]

Empirical evidence states.
The Robot goes BOOM.

Up to the needle.
Down to the safe.

It is the robot that