The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Fire Crackers
by JBB

Boom! Boom!
OOOOOOOH!
AAAAAAh!
OOOOOOOH!
Boom!

Ow!

Dude, what did you do to yourself?
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
You blew your fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker?
Yeah I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Ack, it stings!
Oh man, that sucks.
Somebody get the bactine!
Gross!

I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
He blew his fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Yeah!

Look at all the blood!
I'm starting to feel faint...
Anybody got a spoon?
Yo, bleed over there, off the rug.
Unh.... *thud*

I Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker
Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I Blew my fucking hand off
Yeah I blew my fucking hand off
Oh I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Blew my
Blew my
Blew Blew Blew Blew
Blew my blew my blew my blew my
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Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!

Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*old man voice* What's that you say, sonny? You wanna drill for oil but you can't get in her knickers?
No! I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Cattle knacker?
Firecracker!
Fire slackers?
AAAAAAGH!
I blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
Oooooh, why didn't you say so? I've got a nice Black & Decker over here...

Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*musical* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
*with harmony* Blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker!
I blew my fucking hand off with a
Fuuuucking
Fiiiire
CRACKERRRRR! *big opera harmony*

*sharp inhalation* John, why do you have to say that word?
Hey, I have no HAND. Maybe YOU can lose a hand and be nice about it...
Oh, please.
C'mon Mom, it's funny.
It's not funny. It's just dirty.
It's funny mom, to everybody but you. I think.
I don't care. I want you to erase that tape, right now.
OK ok, but you're asking me to delete genius here...
Do it.
*sigh*
*mumbled* blew my fucking hand off with a fucking firecracker...
WHAT was that?
Nothing, nothing!

by the Old People

The Pretent--err, Old People - Firecrackers

There's a girl who lives across the stair
she burns her matches one by one
a little slower every day
and it makes me sick to hear her say she's having

fun
all day on the telephone
pretending she's not dying alone
every day

In the dirty window of a fast moving bus
a skinny man is biting his nails
and you're never gonna know his name
until he doesn't go to pick up his

mail
and they find him lying there
face down on the ground
not a sound

oohh...
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a fist full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
I've got a mouth full of firecrackers and a jar full of gasoline
oohh...

there's a dangerous man on the streets at night
drinks his wine with the screw top lid
he knows all the answers but he doesn't care
because he's got nothing to answer them

with
and he'll live a hundred years
if he lives a day
either way

there's a mother of three with an SUV
takes her pills by the bathroom light
dreams of days that are dead today
it can't be wrong if it feels so

right
and there's no reason why not
to give in while you can
and she can

oohh... etc

by Ellipsis

-...- "firecrackers"

you said "wait" i didn't listen
stepped ahead almost didn't
turn around jaw dropped
when i saw you lying
heart thumped out of chest
"stop joking" i said
stepped ahead almost didn't turn around

firecracker red
your face when you stopped
paused in that moment
then time popped

exploded
please breathe
don't leave me behind

firecrackers - frankie big face

you and i are firecrackers
connected by a fuse
but i promise not to set you off
before you cut me loose

"Firecrackers" - Doctor Worm

Sitting here in county jail
Our hearts are broken and we can't pay the bail
I don't see what's so wrong about playing with firecrackers

Okay, so the she's blind now
The man's deaf, and the kid has no leg
The dog is paralyzed and the bird is no more
And we're...

Lying here in the jail to think
About what we've done, and we can't even drink
All we did was mess around with firecrackers

We're still here in the county jail
God help this town if we ever make bail
When I'm free I'm gonna buy myself some firecrackers