The Song Fight Bulletin Board

SNOW GLOBE
by Dank
From Album "Mediocrity Unleashed!"
(expected to hit shelves tues. sept 29, 3007)

I got my eye on a snow globe
shake it up and watch it go now
see santa in bermuda shorts
gin blossoms, skin blossoms
holding himself an ice cream cone
lawsuit pending signed all of the elves
he's got a frown across his face
cause he's almost out of money and his belt is getting tighter

little man in the snow globe
little man in the snow globe with an ice cream cone
little man in the snow globe
little man can't touch his own toes

the funny thing about snow globes
is that they're bigger inside than out dontcha know now
it's like the police phone booth
on that show with the guy with the funky hair
or the one who looked a lot like moe
from the three stooges, he had funky hair too
also larry, but curly he had no hair at all
wubwubwub

little man in the snow globe
little man in the snow globe with a scarf
little man in the snow globe
little man in the snow globe with
afro-hair
white man with afro hair
afro hair and a scarf

would you like a jelly baby?

Snowglobe by The Freewheelin' Monorail Racetrack

Falling heavy weather, got no place to hide,
Falling heavy weather, I got no place to hide,
Broken hearted cause I, know she has gone away
Falling heavy weather, no place I want to stay
Frozen window panes and frozen whiskey bottles,
Gravel in my hand hand from paths I wouldn't follow,
Tired winter man can't see past the first spring
I just want to freeze up and be no ones anything
Gritty city made your feet feel like lead,
Falling heavy weather broke my heart instead.

Sat on the street I'm wishin', wishin' I could make a change
Sat on the street I'm wishin', wishin' I could make a change
Shake the world up so I can get my heart returned
Sat on the street, but it's no korean cheap snow globe
I can imagine a girl sitting down with me,
But that's just thinking, it don't hold me when I sleep,
Lonely people kick at leaves, buried under snow,
Wish the devil would take my soul, what it's for I just don't know.

Doctor Worm - Snow Globe
(also in archive)
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take the world
for a spin
shake it up
watch the fun begin

I didn't know it would be like this
chaotic torture disguised by bliss
now I feel so very alone
twisted up like I'm inside of a snow globe

hold the world
in your grasp
make me feel
like some lower class

I don't feel wonderful anymore
I don't feel wonderful anymore

Watch the world
Fall apart
Laugh at me
And my broken heart

who could've known it would be like this
chaotic torture disguised by bliss
now I feel so very alone
twisted up like I'm inside of a snow globe

I wish I had known it would end up like this
But now I see that I have fallen into an abyss
and now I know that I will simply have to live my life alone
the season's changing and I'm breaking myself out of your snow globe