The Song Fight Bulletin Board

"Experimental Fashion" by Drop Dead Average

Can't identify which girl I brought.
Hard to tell this year since everyone got
one-shape-fits-all experimental prom dress
rentals, and everybody sways.

Wave when I walk by. You've gotten hard to spot
ever since the day when everyone bought
make-you-this-tall experimental elevator
sandals.
The craze is here to stay.

If I could've been a caveman the fashion sense would suit me fine.
I'd wear a Sabertooth necklace. Loincloth tan line.
Or I could run around naked in the prehistoric sunshine.
Expose the real me to everyone I find.

Mind if I ask why you're not sharing?
Kill me now if it's because I'm not wearing a transcendental experimental compatible crystal.
Crazy's all the rage.
Crazy's all the rage.
Crazy's all the rage.

by Grimacing Forefather

Acid Mouth-

Beast straight from legend
legendary beast
mouth corrodes the east
one corrosive feast

Bitin' tooth and claw and nail
and clawing up the hill
Let's dodge his burning breath
Into this windowsill!
He is a storm just let im' pass
It's all we can do