The Song Fight Bulletin Board

So Aggravating
The Landfills

This one's goin' out to all those ladies in the "I'm too morbidly obese to walk" carts.

Audible cell phone ring tones
Intellectual "property"
Ritalin(tm)
Acrylic "nails"
The Olympics
Wild enthusiasm

And I try to accept, to tolerate.
But these things are always so aggravating.

Mall walkers
Jumpy pets
Yellow stains
Knotted shoelaces
Toilet seat doilies
The big summer "blockbuster"
Body "modification"

But it's just no good anymore.
I just can't handle the irritation.

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Dull knives
Beatles(tm) covers
Splinters
Analog enthusiast audiophiles
Fast food lingo
Hemp clothing
Miniature backpacks
PHP and MySQL
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"Entertainment Tonight"
Overflowing trash cans
Burrs
Music videos
Ten-ten-anything
Toe rings
Bare midriffs

It doesn't matter what I think or feel.
'cuz you'll still be here offending me.

Blogs
60hz hum
Children-- in public
Art theatres
Macromedia(tm) products
College students
Starbucks(tm)
Superbowl commercials
JPEG artifacting
Guitar solos
Apple Computer(tm)
Metallica(tm)
Professional sports

Jon Eric - So Aggravating

Hey kids, carry round a pick
because it's cool to play guitar
then learn three chords so you don't
look like the poser your are
and if they ask what songs you know
just name a random Ramones song
I Wanna Be Sedated
I Wanna Be Sedated
I Wanna Be Sedated
So Aggravating

Second verse, same as the first
[it is]

Third verse, different from the first
Hey kids, lie to your friends and family
to make yourself look cool
it doesn't matter who you say you are
just so long as you rule
And doesn't it just feel so great when
you get caught in a lie?
I Wanna Be Sedated
I Wanna Be Sedated
I Wanna Be Sedated
So Aggravating

SO AGGRAVATING / King Arthur

I've never been good at lettin' it go
When a romance is finally through.
I wish that I could just tell myself that it's over
But I'm so far from being over you.

And time isn't doin' the trick,
Friends aren't helping me figure it out
No matter who I been sleepin' with
It's you I'm dreaming about.

I know you're a sweetheart
But I need you to do
Something so aggravating
That I can get over you.

In the wake of our breakup I started wantin' you back
And now I'm wantin' you more and more and more.
So I need you to take up a little bit of the slack
This is your chance to even the score.

I know I did some very bad things
I wish that I hadn't done;
Surely you can find it in your heart
To hurt me just this once.

I know you're a sweetheart
But I need you to do
Something so aggravating
That I can get over you.

Baby be creative, baby you're no fool
Surely you can do something that I can't forgive.
Go ahead, be vindictive, come on baby, be cruel;
Stick a knife in my back so that I can live.

I know you're a sweetheart
But I need you to do
Something so aggravating
That I can get over you.