The Song Fight Bulletin Board

by Marcus Kellis

straw man

straw man i'm a straw man
got myself a straw wife
straw man i'm a straw man
livin' my straw-filled life

i drew the short straw
now i'm a straw man
i drew the short straw
now i've got straw hands

i got a friend ted
he is made of hay
ted gets eaten by horses
he is made of hay

scarecrow, i'm not a scarecrow
i'm just made of straw
scarecrow, i'm no scarecrow
might be breakin' the law

straw man, i'm a straw man
got myself a straw wife
straw man, i'm a straw man
livin' my straw-filled life