The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Super Creepy - Paco del Stinko

He got the Jesus on the headphones
He's flyin' underneath the ozone oh oh oh
Circles of coal don't see, the monkey fell from the tree
Holds up his hand can only count to three

He stands and strokes his beard
You turn and he's disappeared oh no
Cracks his neck with a twist, gropin' and grubbin' for a taboo kiss
Looking in windows number one on the list

It's truly freaky - The super creepy
You never know until they say come and meet me
And you see them every single day

He got a daisy in his hat
The rims of his horns are black oh yeah
Don't get too close little boy (little boy), tentacles will get deployed (deployed)
Put him against the wall for maximum annoyed

It's truly freaky - The super creepy
You never know 'til they say come and meet me
And you see them every single day

I'm looking in your window (window) - My hands are in my pants (in my pants)
You're looking in my window (window) - Your hands are in my pants (in my pants)
Won't you please come out to dance oh yeah

Take - me - out - take me out!

Super Creepy
by Jerkatorium

i'm super creepy
and I’m a freak too
that's what they tell me
they really should have warned you
and maybe that’s a good thing
'cause you already know
we share the same frustrations
with our strange mutations

you're super creepy
dwell underground too
but like mother tells me
i'm lucky to have found you
and baby it's a good thing
and we will take it slow
in dark forgotten places
sharing our chaste embraces

super creepy, yes it's true
and I'm trying to be extra-nice to you
'cause you're super creepy too.
super creepy, feels so right
and when you and me creep out our holes tonight
we’ll give the normals quite a fright (we’re super creeps)

we're super creepy
and we're in love too
no one need remind me
i'm unworthy of you
and maybe it's a CHUD thing
but now the hunger grows
in the glowing radiation
of our growing new relations

(chorus)

you’re a very creepy girl, like no other
I can't wait to bring you home, to mother

(chorus)

Super Creepy - Pepper Jane

Superman came to me
And he whispered quietly
*clears throat* "Are you in danger?"
To which I reply "no"

He was creepy
I guess creepy could be
Another word for man

Super Creepy - King Arthur

I've been dating this girl named Kara, I don't know her hist'ry
I met her sister one time, but other than that, she's a myst'ry
She won't take off her glasses, let down her hair, or unbutton her shirt.
We were just hangin' out, she pinched me, and man did that hurt.
She can drink me under the table and she won't even be sleepy
Something about this girl is super... creepy.

I've been dating this girl named Kara, she's TV-star pretty.
She works for some media mogul right here in Central City.
Her kisses are cool, but she's got a fire in her eyes
There are girls I can fool, but she can see right through my lies.
It's like nothing can hurt her, but then she gets a little weepy
Something about this girl is super... creepy.

I went online, I googled her name, got no answers.
Am I wasting my time, what's your game, Miss Danvers?

I've been dating this girl named Kara, she's got some kind of secret
One that she isn't telling me, though if I knew it I know I could keep it.
The more we're together, the more I'm completely intrigued
We make a great team, and yet somehow she's out of my league.
But it's more than just that, you could say that she's out of this world

Something about this girl is super...
Something about this girl is super...
Something about this girl is super... creepy.

SUPER CREEPY
Micah Sommersmith

I stop and hold the door for you
‘Cause that’s the proper thing to do
And if you’re wondering, yes it’s true
I certainly enjoy the view

Sitting in the transit station
We make pleasant conversation
But there’s an awkward hesitation
And you put your earbuds in
But I don’t get the hint

And you can’t decide if I’m just super nice
Or kind of creepy
But here’s the truth, I’m just kind of nice
And super creepy

And now on the bus, some other dick
Calls you vulgar names, wants to see your tits
So like a hero, I swoop in
Saying, “gentlemen don’t act like this!”
Now I can claim the best intentions
Monopolizing your attention
Say “What an asshole - and did I mention
That I’m a real good guy?
And I’d love to see you smile”

Now at first you thought that I was super nice
If kind of creepy
But now you’re thinking I’m just kind of nice
And super creepy
Well I can’t hide what you see in my eyes
When first you meet me
You know the truth, you feel it deep inside,
I’m super creepy

I give to charity, and I vote for who you vote for
But a little privacy, well that’s too much to hope for

You can’t decide if I’m just super nice
Or kind of creepy
But here’s the truth, I’m just kind of nice
And super creepy
[etc, chorus ad lib]

Super Creepy
by Semolina Pilchards

She drives by my house late at night
Electric cars make no sound
Just the buzzing of her Honda’s subwoofer
Playing shitty EDM
The volume is all the way up
Because she wants me to hear
How little she cares about me
Now that we’re not longer a pair

Super Creepy
Super Creepy
Lurking outside my work
Glimpsing her watch me eat
Hearing her voice in crowds
Feeling her breath when I sleep

She drunk dials me from another man’s house
Asking what I’m doing while she’s getting dressed
As if I care where she sleeps
Or if she’s not alone
I know I shouldn’t have answered
But the number was blocked
And I hear him calling her name
And I hang up again

Super Creepy
Super Creepy
Lurking outside my work
Glimpsing her watch me eat
Hearing her voice in crowds
Feeling her breath when I sleep

Super Creepy
by glennny

Despite the warning
She took her morning walk
She tends to balk at everyone’s warning
The nosy neighbor
Always complains about
The dog that walks the path right by her place

And then he swooped down
It was Super Creepy
He gathered the doodie quickly
He jumped up and flew away
It touched her deeply
A hero of no consequence

He was appalling
Until his calling called
He was so bald and very bad looking
Dark radiation
Caused inflammation such
that he gained the power to fly and not smell stink

And then he swooped down
It was Super Creepy
He gathered the doodie quickly
He jumped up and flew away
It touched her deeply
A hero of no consequence

“oh, it’s too gross to smell
I need someone’s help
Oh!, can someone save me? “

And then he swooped down
It was Super Creepy
He gathered the doodie quickly
He jumped up and flew away
It touched her deeply
A hero of no consequence