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Dominatrix
by Jerkatorium

once upon a time, way back on planet earth
I was a stockbroker, headstrong and handsome
then the priest-queens came, and took me far away
to be a pleasure slave, there'd be no ransom

I'm so happy now, with my dominatrix
cuz now I know my place, pleasing outer space chicks
so glad they brought me here, on their silver space ship
to dance the white silk dance for my dominatrix

I was taught the ways, of a Gorean slave
the boys in my steel cage taught me their language
I learned to sing and dance, in my white silk pants
my pride and arrogance had been vanquished

I'm so happy now, with my dominatrix
cuz now I know my place, pleasing outer space chicks
so glad they brought me here, on their silver space ship
to dance the white silk dance for my dominatrix

sometimes I think about the life I had on earth
my penthouse, my status and my feelings of self worth
but I know something that you’ll never understand
I’ve never felt more like a man

robes so silky white, orgies every night
I learned to love the bites and slaps and canings
pleasure kept me tame, but oh those whips and chains
I came to bear the pain without complaining

I'm so happy now, with my dominatrix
cuz now I know my place, pleasing outer space chicks
so glad they brought me here, on their silver space ship
to dance the white silk dance for my dominatrix

Dominatrix
by Unsharp Mask

See you on
the TV screen,
talking about
Bowling Green.
I need you
to punish me—
make me blind
so I can see.
Tell me every-
thing I lack;
convince me of
alternative fact.
Drain the blood
from my vein.
Baby, make me
scream in pain.

Dominatrix
of the 202,
I’ll meet you
on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Kellyanne,
Kellyanne,
take my cash,
slap my hand.
Rip the shirt
off my back.
Raise your whip;
make it crack.
With that snarl
on your lips,
put my hands
on your hips.
Dress me in
Ivanka’s skirt.
Make me, make me,
make me hurt.

Dominatrix
of the 202,
I’ll meet you
on Pennsylvania Avenue.

DominatriX
by WreckdoM

With a slip in the flick of my wrist
I nick my chin with the whip again.
You brisk when you hear my heals click,
but the tip sticks and then I trip again.
Caught fire on my hot coals,
And I managed to handcuff myself.
And I can't hide the grin on my lips
Through this ridiculous shtick again.

I'm not meant to be a DominatriX.
Don't know how I ended up this a-way.
I don't like latex, spikes or corsets.
Guess it's time to polish my resume.

My boss says I'm skating thin ice when
My kick missed your balls thrice again.
My chains are all covered in rust because
Last time I didn't clean them off again.
I can't breath with this mask on,
And I forgot the safety word.
And I'll back out pounding the street
If I make another nipple bleed again.

I'm not meant to be a DominatriX.
Don't know how I ended up this a-way.
I don't like latex, spikes or corsets.
Guess it's time to polish my resume.

Dominatrix
by Berkeley Social Scene

Intro
|D riff | (x4)
a: _5_5_______0_
e: _____5_0_2___

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)
Tie and tighten a blindfold across your eyes
Pay her pretty penny to rob you blind

Intro
|D riff | (x4)

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)
Put ear plugs inside your tender ears
Listen to her scream your deepest fears

Chorus
|D|A|G|G| (x4)
She’ll tell you what to do
Your dream come true
Finally someone , who just gets you
She’ll tell you what to do
Her dream come true
Do unto others , before they do unto you

Intro
| D riff | (x4)

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)

Latch the handcuffs around your wrists
Give up your every last right to coexist

Intro
|D riff | (x4)

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)
Hang the noose around your neck
You choose -- pay her with cash or check

Chorus
|D|A|G|G| (x4)

She’ll tell you what to do
Your dream come true
Finally someone , who just gets you
She’ll tell you what to do
Her dream come true
Do unto others , before they do unto you

Solo
|G|D|A|C#m| (x4)

Intro
|D riff | (x4)

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)
Hold the gun up to your head
Bang bang bang, you’re already dead

Intro
|D riff | (x4)

Verse
| D | A |Em| F#m, A| (x2)
Dig the hole to your own grave
Lay yourself on down and just behave

Chorus
|D|A|G|G| (x4)

She’ll tell you what to do
Your dream come true
Finally someone
who just gets you
She’ll tell you what to do
Her dream come true
Do unto others
before they do unto you