Thrift store whores
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:16 pm
Every year, I do a thing called "go to school" which interferes with everything from sleeping to eating, and songfighting suffers too. I'm happy to say that in two short weeks, "going to school" will be over with and the Special Relatives will prepare to make a triumphant return to last place. This means two things: (1) get some keyboards from the thrift store and (2) go back and get some more.
Well, I got a cheapy-o toy keyboard form the thrift store in the ghetto, and it's fun, and I can make some cool noises with it (even though it only registers two key presses at a time[?!]), and that's cool. But I wanted more fucking power! So I went to the thrift store in the classy part of the ghetto and found my baby. She was beautiful and square and covered with a film of grime, but I knew all she needed was some love and some fondlin'. So I picked 'er up, but then a weird-ass old school gun-shaped video camera caught my attention, so I put 'er down for a minute.
I've always hated movies, and in fact one of the only things I've never ever wanted to do is make a movie. But this thing was just really cool lookin'. While I was distracted by the camera, some crazy ho came and swept the entire fucking shelf of crap into her cart. Including my beautiful keyboard. Why did she do that? She didn't even look. She just squeezed her cart between me and the shelf and had at it. *WHOOSH* All gone. I still can't figure out why she did that. I thought maybe she was gonna get it all on the cheap and sell it for more, but most of it was like, cardboard coasters and old VHS tapes and crap like that, so she really couldn't have sold it for more anyway. So I determined that she's just a ho and did it because she's crazy. I even tried askin' her about it, which is really weird for me because I don't even talk to people I know, but she no habla inglés, y mi español está muy crappola.
In conclusion, what the hell?
Well, I got a cheapy-o toy keyboard form the thrift store in the ghetto, and it's fun, and I can make some cool noises with it (even though it only registers two key presses at a time[?!]), and that's cool. But I wanted more fucking power! So I went to the thrift store in the classy part of the ghetto and found my baby. She was beautiful and square and covered with a film of grime, but I knew all she needed was some love and some fondlin'. So I picked 'er up, but then a weird-ass old school gun-shaped video camera caught my attention, so I put 'er down for a minute.
I've always hated movies, and in fact one of the only things I've never ever wanted to do is make a movie. But this thing was just really cool lookin'. While I was distracted by the camera, some crazy ho came and swept the entire fucking shelf of crap into her cart. Including my beautiful keyboard. Why did she do that? She didn't even look. She just squeezed her cart between me and the shelf and had at it. *WHOOSH* All gone. I still can't figure out why she did that. I thought maybe she was gonna get it all on the cheap and sell it for more, but most of it was like, cardboard coasters and old VHS tapes and crap like that, so she really couldn't have sold it for more anyway. So I determined that she's just a ho and did it because she's crazy. I even tried askin' her about it, which is really weird for me because I don't even talk to people I know, but she no habla inglés, y mi español está muy crappola.
In conclusion, what the hell?