The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Tanker Truck
by WreckdoM


How does it feel to be a handsome man?
It feels pretty goddamn good
Watcha gonna do Mr. Handsome man?
I’m gonna drive a big ol’ truck
A big ol’ Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck
A big ol’ Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck

Vrooooooom
I’m gonna haul a big tanker of gas
Vrooooooom
Hammer down and I’m Haulin’ Ass
Vrooooooom
I’m gonna haul a big tanker of gas
Vrooooooom
Hammer down and I’m Haulin’ Ass

How does it feel to be an American man?
It feels like I just been fucked
Watcha gonna do for your American land?
I’m gonna drive a big ol’ truck
A big fat Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck
A big fat Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck

Vrooooooom
I’m gonna haul a big tanker of gas
Vrooooooom
Hammer down and I’m Haulin’ Ass
Vrooooooom
I’m gonna haul a big tanker of gas
Vrooooooom
Hammer down and I’m Haulin’ Ass

How does it feel to save the day?
I feels like I’m king of the world
Watcha gonna do with the rest of your day?
I guess I’m gonna drive my truck
My big ol’ Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck
My mother fuckin’ Tanker Truck
Tanker Truck

Some samples from The Big Lebowski

Tanker truck
By Smalltown Mike

Tank topped in the truck stops
Lucy wiped the counter tops
Stopped to serve the truckers
And other suckers like me

Black, hot and wet
coffee as good as it gets
And apple pie—oh my
Got to get myself a slice
she cussed when she bussed tables
and her bust was able
To catch me in her headlights
Itching like headlice

She’s as subtle as a Tanker Truck
About as sexy as a hic-up
A dog in a pick-up
Rolling down the highway
But if she’d be my tanker truck
I’d gladly be her road kill
Stuck in her grill

I’ve eaten my share of road kill
on the road to Nashville
Snake, gopher with maggot fixens
It all tastes like chicken
But she’s a different kind
And in the parking lot outside
I saw her sweet sweet ride:
And climbed inside

I am an object in her mirror
Getting further by the minute
A notch on her bumper
Choking on her smoke