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Spinal Tap by Johnny Cashpoint

(Take deep breaths, count to ten
Pleasant thoughts as you hold my hand)

Drill my spinal tap into your back
Your vertebrae they crack underneath my attack
Shrink me down to microscopic size
Needle punctures spine, with a sound like baby's sigh

I want to see what you look like on the inside

(Drill my spinal tap into your back)

The secrets you have always kept from me
Your private memories are now all mine to see,
Floating through your subarachnoid space
Wipe out my mistakes - I will not leave a trace

I had to see what you looked like on the inside

But now I am inside, I just want to get out of you
Your memories are dark and twisted, a place where i never existed

microscopic saboteur, I had to be completely sure
That you would never leave, believe you were the one for me (this time)
Time is running short, I can't get out, effect is wearing thin
Fantastic voyage it will end with me bursting free like alien
Spinal tap becomes my final trap


(features a drum sample from James Chance & the Contortions' 'Throw Me Away')

Spinal Tap
Performed by Extra Credit, lyrics by my homeslice Jamie Littlejohn

It was my fifth birthday, I got my gift in a box
The box was covered in paper, with blue and pink polka – dots
The gift was from my mommy, it was a new pair of shoes
She said I should learn to dance now.. I had nothing to lose

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And if I learned to dance, all the girls would think I was sexy
And If I learned to dance, I would finally fit in with a crowd
But if I didn’t Dance, Jack Nicholson would come and kill me
And then when he was done he would feed my remains to a clown.

So I went to a studio where they’d tech me to Jive
My new shoes, they were magic - They started to come alive
I lost control of my body. I spazzed out right then and there
And next my poor old spine jumped out of my underwear

(CHORUS)

The teacher started to freak.. The kids started to stare
They weren’t sure what had happened but they liked my underwear
My spine walked on the stage.. The kids started to clap
And then my kick ass spine, well he did the spinal tap

(CHORUS)

Now me and my spine are famous - They know us all across town..
Everybody’s Spinal Tapp–in’ .. Everyone’s getting’ down
We just got back from a tour, which we decided to wrap
We were teachin’ the whole world how to do the spinal Tap.

(come on do the spinal tap,
you know how to spinal tap,
y'all love to spinal tap,
..get down with the spinal tap.)
MAKE LOVE TO THE SPINAL TAP
EVEN YOU CAN SPINAL TAP
EVERYONE CAN SPINAL TAP
.everyone.can.spinal.tap.

(CHORUS)

spinal tap..

Spinal Tap
by Shovel Sitting Down
Lyrics by Mbeanis N Alzin
Music by Cameron Jasper

Baby, come lie down
Lateral decubitis
It's the new style
I've got these sterile drapes and lidocaine
20 gauge spinal needle
Weed will seem like toothpaste
It's so safe
Safe that I'd do to it to my mother
Lover, you're so scared
Don't be afraid of herniation
I got your cranio-spinal axis in position
I got your cranio-spinal axis in position
Hand me that adhesive dressing
Don't you think I'm messing
I got MDMA on the way to your brain
Through the world's most pivotal purple neural serviceway

Hey
Spinal tap is just the newest youth hit
Oh
It's the hippest recreation injection
Ecstasy's better direct to the neck through the vertebrae
Can't find the words to explain it
Oh yeah
Evolution of the weekend heathens

Take off your clothes, girl
The procedure only takes a minute
And then the feeling never leaves you cause you live it
High all the time
Set the dial for a mind trip
High whenever you need it
It's the freaky aphrodisiac

Don't you want to have fun, don't you need to have fun?
Don't you want to have fun, don't you need to have fun?
Don't you want to have fun, don't you need to have fun?
Don't you want to have fun, don't you need some?

One in a hundred risk
Don't you need it? And don't you need it?
Total paralysis
Don't you need it? And don't you need it?

Hey woman if I slip with this
I just might puncture something you might miss
Take a little breather
A bit more anesthesia
Cause summer is the season and the peer pressure's thick