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I am finally getting around to working on a website for my mostly-finished studio!

[ridiculous gear picture edited due to apparent savage stupidity]

I will be offering custom audio production services to anybody who wants it, including writing and recording music for Rappers/Singers, TV Commercials, Movies and the like. Hopefully I get some dough back from my investments.

I have also tossed around the idea of starting a record label, but that's still up in the air for now because I haven't worked out exactly what my deals would be.

I owe everything to SongFight! SF created my desire to record anything in the first place, back when I was working with the crappy $5 microphone that came with my mothers Compaq (“Tri State Area”) about a year ago.

I've started putting together a nice long list of instrumental music tracks I've been working on in my spare time (which I don't have much of anymore) to give potential customers an idea of the versatility I can produce. Tell me what you think everybody! I'm still learning how to use this stuff, so bear with the less then perfect production sometimes. It's strictly my ears not being trained at this point.

http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_0.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_1.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_2.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_3.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_4.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_5.mp3
http://www.brusscom.com/misc/sample_6.mp3

OK, I quit.

jesus. how'd you get such nice shit?

Southwest_Statistic wrote:I was working with the crappy $5 microphone that came with my mothers Compaq (“Tri State Area”) about a year ago.

i still do that. it's the only way to record.

Is this some kind of joke?

Samples sound great aside from some weird panning on the acoustic one. I'd like to know what these will sound like when you know what you are doing.

Make one billion dollars.

When he knows what he's doing listening to any of his songs will be like Jesus kissing your ears.

EDIT: Oh yeah, nice picture; where'd you get it?

GEE WILLIKERS WHAT AN AWESOME STUDIO.

HEY, WHAT ARE THE CIRCLED PIECES OF GEAR?

one looks like a GRAMAPHONE... half inch? (total guess...) and the other looks like a SLURPIE MACHINE.... with those cute little meters...that's my guess.


I wish my camera worked...I'd love to show my studio to y'all... I mean this one is a JOKE compared to mine. Just ask Puce, he had a security clearance pass to the facility last summer. He can vouch for me.

I mean, it's SMALLER, and more REALISITIC, and contains less CRAP... and better colours and cool posters...but it's MINE. tangibly so.

Leaf wrote:one looks like a GRAMAPHONE... half inch? (total guess...) and the other looks like a SLURPIE MACHINE.... with those cute little meters...that's my guess.

I think Blue is more interested in the "guesses" of the guy who's claiming to own the studio in the picture.

uh... right.


I knew that.


Fine.



I'm starting to wonder if this thread ISN'T a joke anyway...

blue wrote:GEE WILLIKERS WHAT AN AWESOME STUDIO.

HEY, WHAT ARE THE CIRCLED PIECES OF GEAR?

That ain't nothin', check out the talkback mic on the desk. Is that a U87?

Ken

I picked an image that was totally freaking ridiculous for a reason.

Southwest_Statistic wrote:I picked an image that was totally freaking ridiculous for a reason.

Maybe you should tell people what that reason is.

Was it to get people to mock and ridicule you?????


You weirdo.


Well, I was starting to regret mocking your photo... I actually started to think... "hey... why is it so unreasonable to think that this guy may have the resources to pull this off? Somebody has to own that studio...."

I started thinking you were some damnable rich kid who was thrusting it my face... (hmmm... have to rethink if that's a problem) anyway.


State your reasons steaksauce!!!

I would like to thank you for creating a thread so devoid of an actual topic that the possibility of JB telling anyone to stay ON topic is nullified.

Leaf wrote:Was it to get people to mock and ridicule you?????

Sure why not. To try and add an element of humor to the post. I really am doing what the post is about...

If I were an idiot I'd be in good company. Boo rakka CHAN!

Southwest_Statistic wrote:I really am doing what the post is about...

Congrats, now nobody believes you!

[/mocking and ridiculing]

obviously, a number of gullible people took offense. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

good luck either way steak sauce. you do great production imho.

jack wrote:obviously, a number of gullible people took offense. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank you for summarizing the way I feel right now...

No one took offense to anything. No one here was gullible, everyone knew that it wasn't your studio. We just couldn't tell you were joking, because you are bad at it. Lying is not the same as joking.

the circled pic on the left looks like one of those really nice Focusrite tube preamps.

jack wrote:the circled pic on the left looks like one of those really nice Focusrite tube preamps.

I'm pretty sure it's a stereo Universal Audio Compressor and a pair of Distressors.

Ken

not sure this particular dude has quite earned the vitriol displayed in this thread...