On My Way Home
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2021 7:23 pm
On My Way Home - Brown Word and the Big Whine
I'd been on the road making good time
Just came over this county line
When I'd been so rudely interrupted
Now I was cleaning up garbage behind the bar
Saving the oddly gotten dollar
Hoping to get a ticket for the bus
When I saw her gleaming sheen
Printed hot pink on metallic green
She had dollar signs across her face
'Twas a scratch-off in the grass there
And by god we had a winner
A hundred bucks in cash or trade
I went back in and told barkeep Lee
To cash me out, I'm finally free
As I spied the sheriff and his boys at their cards
Now there's the temptation of the alchemy
Which makes some cash into more money
All you gotta do is beat the odds
I sat down at the table cocky
Feeling a hundred kinds of lucky
And I put a blue chip on the very first hand
On the sheriff's turn he anted up
By the look on his face he felt his own luck
But as night would have it, it waned
I took up the pot and prepared leave
When the sheriff reached and grabbed my sleeve
And gave me an offer I never forgot
Would I play just one hand more
What he wagered was my own car
Locked in the Friendly Town impound lot
I sweated so hard as I sat right back down
The pot laid before me, the barkeep afrown
Every part of me screamed not to do it
The dealer passed the cards around
Just us two in our little showdown
I looked at my hand and I pretty much shit
It was two pair versus two pair
And I admit I'm not a seasoned player
But I never felt the air go out of a place
Like it did when he finally read 'em and wept
And exhibiting every pang of regret
As a miserable look crossed his face
And I got up on the table and I danced myself a jig
Because he who started it, lost it all right there,
That wily little pig
Now I'm on my way home
Back on track, my wallet in the black
If I never go back it will be too soon
I'll be keeping Friendly Town in my rearview
I'm on my way home, at last oh at last
I'd been on the road making good time
Just came over this county line
When I'd been so rudely interrupted
Now I was cleaning up garbage behind the bar
Saving the oddly gotten dollar
Hoping to get a ticket for the bus
When I saw her gleaming sheen
Printed hot pink on metallic green
She had dollar signs across her face
'Twas a scratch-off in the grass there
And by god we had a winner
A hundred bucks in cash or trade
I went back in and told barkeep Lee
To cash me out, I'm finally free
As I spied the sheriff and his boys at their cards
Now there's the temptation of the alchemy
Which makes some cash into more money
All you gotta do is beat the odds
I sat down at the table cocky
Feeling a hundred kinds of lucky
And I put a blue chip on the very first hand
On the sheriff's turn he anted up
By the look on his face he felt his own luck
But as night would have it, it waned
I took up the pot and prepared leave
When the sheriff reached and grabbed my sleeve
And gave me an offer I never forgot
Would I play just one hand more
What he wagered was my own car
Locked in the Friendly Town impound lot
I sweated so hard as I sat right back down
The pot laid before me, the barkeep afrown
Every part of me screamed not to do it
The dealer passed the cards around
Just us two in our little showdown
I looked at my hand and I pretty much shit
It was two pair versus two pair
And I admit I'm not a seasoned player
But I never felt the air go out of a place
Like it did when he finally read 'em and wept
And exhibiting every pang of regret
As a miserable look crossed his face
And I got up on the table and I danced myself a jig
Because he who started it, lost it all right there,
That wily little pig
Now I'm on my way home
Back on track, my wallet in the black
If I never go back it will be too soon
I'll be keeping Friendly Town in my rearview
I'm on my way home, at last oh at last