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Bunny Hop - Paco del Stinko

Bunny hop bunny hop bunny hop yeah
Bunny hop bunny hop boing boing boing boing

I knew a girl who dressed like a rabbit
She'd shake her tail at me and say you can't have it
Then she'd laugh and bounce and not stop

She would appear when I was sound asleep
She'd tickle my nose or my ear and when I awoke she would squeak
Then she'd laugh and bounce and giggle non-stop

Then one night I stuffed my sheets
To make it look like I was under the covers
I jumped out of the closet and grabbed her
Then we became two lovers

Bunny bunny bunny...

Now I'm a guy dressed up like a rabbit
And when I give her a shake I don't let her grab it
Oh no

Bunny Hop - WreckdoM

And so it happened, Ezekiel said you'd trip if you smoked this plant and I wasn't sure what to make of it, but he passed the apparatus, I took a mighty pull, and I got light-headed.

Suddenly I was transported to an inner dimension. I came out staring at the meat of my palms and it reminded me of having calluses as a kid from playing on the bars at school.

They taught us a dance called the bunny hop, all the kindergarteners in a line, going round and round and round the floor of the gym. It was forward, and back, then hop hop hop, and forward and back and hop hop hop to music coming out of a record player on a cart.

It's just one bunny hop to the next situation, it's a situational comedy, it's a situational tragedy, it's a bunny hop toward infinity just humping one's way across the universe, and the gravitas, the pull of this fucking dope, it was something, I say it was like tractor beams reeling me somewheres just out of the corner of my eye that I couldn't quite see and I stood up, and I fell across the room, and I broke Zeke's fishbowl.

It's just one bunny hop to the next situation, it's a situational comedy, it's a situational tragedy, it's a bunny hop toward infinity humping one's way across the universe, and the gravitas, and the gravitas, forward and back and hop hop hop, it's just forward and back and hop hop hop, forward back hop hop hop, forward, back, forward, back...

Phlub


Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it

Bunny bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny got the flop
Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny on top
Bunny is a bunny cause bunny don't stop
Bunny bunny bunny with a mop
Bunny in the chopper going wop wop wop
Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunnies in the crops
Bunny get funny when the beat drop

Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it

Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny jump
Bunny bunny bunny see the bunny at the dump
Bunny losing money at the gas pump
Bunny bunny bounce with the woofer in the trunk
Bunny bunny bunny like the honies that's plump
Bunny living underneath the tree stump
Bunny like the bass like bump bump
Bunny bunny foo foo knock em with a thump

Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bunny bunny bunny hop
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it
Bounce with it, b-b-bounce with it

One, Two, Three, Four!!! ...

Bunny Hop
Pigfarmer Jr

Little bunny hopping on a nice day
Little bunny likes the summer breeze
Little bunny gonna check on his garden
Little bunny gonna plant his special seeds

Little bunny hopping through the forest
Little bunny hopping so fucking high
Little bunny selling marijuana
Little bunny gotta meet some shady guy

Little bunny is smuggling in the forest
Little bunny likes benzodiazepine
Little bunny has an addiction
Little bunny as high as a trampoline

Little bunny is selling on the corner
Little bunny is there every single day
Little bunny doesn't like competition
Little bunny gonna chase those thugs away

Little bunny protects his business
Little bunny doesn't want to end up dead
Little bunny doesn't like competition
Little bunny gonna shoot them in the head

Bunny Hop
Possum Sauce

the rabbit knows its place, boy
the rabbit makes no sound
it does its little bunny hops
and keeps close to the ground
oh, a rabbit knows its place

you can trust a rabbit, boy
a rabbit ain't got dreams
a rabbit's nothing fancy
it's exactly what it seems
no, a rabbit ain't got dreams

it don't leap high above the horizon
no, no, no
it ain't a goddamned bird, boy
it ain't a goddamned bird

remember you're a small-town boy
don't need no fancy words
got all the words we need right here
you ain't a goddamned bird, boy
you ain't a goddamned bird

we love you, boy, for what you are
so don't go changing

and if you fly above the horizon
we will shoot you down
a rabbit knows its place, boy
you ain't a goddamned bird

No songs about riding bikes as a kid.