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Pat And Kimi Move To Hollywood
Pigfarmer Jr

Who the fuck is Pat?
Who the fuck is Kimi?
And why do they want to move?

Who the fuck is Pat?
And who the fuck is Kimi?
And why do they want to move?

Why do they want to move?

Moving Away
Watching Owls

You're moving away now
Well I should have known
That all of these things we did
Would never keep hold

You left with your grace
Rage at my mistakes
Take all that we were
And bury it under the clay

We're moving along now
Apart for so long
I finally understand
Why you didn't stay

You left with your grace
I'm left with no face
Take all that we were
And bury it into our hearts

Pat And Kimi Move To Hollywood
caravan ray

Patrick was a trader in the crypto space
Kimi sometimes dealt in contraband
Ray was an evil motherfucker down the street who lived in a rusty caravan

Paddy said:
"Hey, we gotta get away from Ray
He is an evil motherfucker and he'll lead us both astray
We 'll get a new identity
Be not what we seem
Go and hit the road, live out our dream
Yee haw

Archie Leach went to Hollywood
Played a Charade with Audrey Ruston
Norma Baker went to Hollywood
And Liked It Hot with Bernard Shwartz

Paddy and Kim are gonna go to Hollywood
They would have done it years ago but they just didn't think they could
But now they can and Kimi's gonna be a movie star
Pat will play harmonica in a cowboy bar
Yee haw

Now Paddy and Kim are gonna go to Hollywood
They've got witness protection and its all gonna be good
Kimi's gonna try to be a movie star
Pat will play harmonica in a cowboy bar
Yee haw

Ob-li-de-ob-li-da

Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
the patandkimi army

Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
But it doesn’t go the way they hoped it would
Kimi doesn’t like the people there
They can’t stand breathing in smog and polluted air

They’re chasing the dream
Their names on the big screen
They’re gonna give it all they’ve got
But it’s a million to one shot

Pat and Kimi can’t afford the rent
And the savings in the coffee jar have all been spent
Pat works shifts at a cheap hotel
But it won’t be enough to get em through this lean spell

It’s slipping away
Tomorrow’s become today
They’re giving everything they got
But it’s a million to one shot

You can’t make friends on those mean boulevards
Where empathy is remote as the stars

Pat and Kimi moved to Hollywood
But it didn’t go the way they hoped it would

Pat and Kimi Move to Hollywood
Lichen Throat

Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood,
Where sidewalks are paved with names.
They’re going to stand where Rita Hayworth stood
And become what she became.
Hollywood, where the stars come out at noon.
Hollywood, where spotlights blot out the moon.

They’re going to buy a star map
And drive through the Hollywood hills,
Stop at the Frolic Room for a nightcap,
And run out on the bill.
Hollywood, where the stars come out at noon.
Hollywood, where spotlights blot out the moon.

They’re going to put their hands in concrete
Outside Graumann’s Chinese.
Their fingers are going to get dirty,
When they’re down there on their knees.

Pat and Kimi Move to Hollywood - WreckdoM

Escape - I'm gonna take her with me
We're gonna hitch a ride, we're gonna leave this place
Escape - into the city of vampires
No cornfields, just concrete

Out in the sandpits
There's somebody who can tell you what
What really makes a bad day, month, life

I'm gonna forget my name
Nobody will know me anyway
I'm gonna spray my new name on the walls
I've got my own tag now

We're moving to Hollywood
I'm gonna tattoo my fuckin' face in Hollywood
I ain't never gonna see this place again, oh no

You see in Hollywood is where all the big actors go, they got the Walk of Fame, they got palm trees, fountains, hookers, shoeless street preachers, outsider and insider artists, everyone's famous, everyone's famous and good looking, they got rockstars there, they got people high in fashion, in demand

Yesterday never had to happen
Tomorrow you never know
Today is the day we're gonna make it happen
Pack your bags, we gotta go stand next to the freeway - put up your thumb
Pat and Kimi are moving to Hollywood
It's a matter of fact!

Pat and Kimi Move to Hollywood
by Berkeley Social Scene
glennny- bass, vocals, production, lyrics
Ken- Guitar
Lunkhead- Guitar, Solo
Paul Lorigan- Keys

Verse One
They wanted more sunshine
There was too much rain
They wanted more good times
And to get away from the pain

They believed in the promise
That Tinsel Town contained
The traffic was ominous
But they never complained

Chorus One
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
For a taste of the strange
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
And they needed the change

Verse Two
Half the people were actors
The other half musicians
With mitigating factors
They all had deluded delusions

At first, they were starstruck
While eating a carnies chilli dog
They wanted to construct
An anecdotal epilog

Chorus Two
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
For a taste of the strange
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
And they needed the change

Bridge
They only had one dream
They thought they’d be discovered
But the stars in their eyes turned to dust
New haters once were lovers

Chorus Three
Gimme gimme is all they ever heard
From this cutthroat place
Shimmy shimmy to the absurd
While they gave good face

Chorus Four
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
For a taste of the strange
Pat and Kimi move to Hollywood
And they needed the change