The Song Fight Bulletin Board

sloppy jalopy and a xeroxed copy
of black and white pictures of rememberance day poppys
i dont know what that means i be drunk and sloppy
i just don't stoppy when the lyrics get choppy

nnnnnnnnBLAM
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(i been drinkin faxe tens, gettin stupid dumb)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(if you smoke graph paper it tastes like marshmallows)



i woke up the morning i was feelin kinda floppy
drunk dicked, passed out in a plate of something gloppy
spittin nonsense rhymes, i been wasted and sloppy
but i just don't stoppy when the lyrics gets floppy

nnnnnnnnnnDROP
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(i been drinkin faxe tens, gettin stupid dumb)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(if you smoke graph paper it tastes like marshmallows)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(fuck there's a drum circle goin on across the street)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(no one will vote for this song)

woke up this morning in a sloppy jalopy
this shit right here is the advance copy
of a record that'll never come out, they dropped me
i just don't stoppy when the lyrics get sloppy

nnnnnnnnnnnnDROPPY
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(i been drinkin faxe tens, gettin stupid dumb)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(and then i ate the can)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(life is the longest thing i've ever done)
not a lot of words rhyme with jalopy
(no one will vote for this song)

Jalopy by Smalltown Mike

I tried to impress her
I tried to undress her
but my advances were sloppy
in the back of my jalopy

She said, "That term is dated—
antiquated."
And so we argued semantics
Instead of sexual antics

She just laughed and said:
"Jalopy is a funny word—
meaningless and so absurd.
Call it a lemon or a P.O.S."

Jalopy

I got an old jalopy
Made by AMC
Got just enough room
For my baby and me
And I got the devil inside me
Guess that makes us three
Maybe four now we weren't too careful
When we met back in Tennessee

Well this old jalopy
Born Kenosha 1972
I know she's old and sloppy
But this baby's bout the best I can do

And Mary - she knows
That we aint driving nowhere fancy
Shit she'd better know
Chances are we aint going nowhere

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