The Song Fight Bulletin Board

Makin' Love At The Pawnshop
By Johnny Cashpoint

Not in a sweetshop, not in the Treetops,
We're makin’ love at the pawn shop.

I'll be the hitter, you play the shortstop -
Drive you home after, via at the pawn shop.

I came here to trade you in;
But I couldn't say where you'd been ...
They wouldn't take you and it turned me on
So I was taken by you once again.

Not at the farmshop, not on your laptop,
Not at the truckstop; here at the pawnshop!

I am gently used
Looking to swap
A sleazy afternoon
I think ill go to the shop

Aggressive buyer
Looking to sell
Salacious activity
Lipstick on my lapel

Makin’ love at the Pawn Shop (or, The Ballad of Get Off My Lawn)
by Single Pint of Failure

makin’ love at the pawn shop
we’re old enough to do whatever we want
when we get started we can’t stop
tomorrow night we might be down at the dogs makin’ love

yeah
we do what we want
yeah
whatever we want
yeah
we do what we want

setting fire to bus stops
we’re young enough to know we can’t get caught
when we get started we don’t stop
tomorrow night we mght be cruising your neighbourhood

yeah
we do what we want
yeah
whatever we want
yeah
we do what we want

tick tock
we’re looking for something to prove
tick tock
we’re cryin’ for approval
tick tock
we’re bored and we’re lazy
tick tock
we’re wasted