June Bug

[EightLeggedOedipus]

June Bug
by Shovel Sitting Down
(C) 2005 Pure Greed Records

June bug floats by
I hope that it won't die
Chlorine hinders his sad little flipturns
Fat kids don't need those
Omar's in a Speedo
"Hey, five bucks says I am gonna eat this"

And I could not expect to want an apple after that, Mom
"You lost it, right - your appetite? There's always an excuse, son"

He chewed so slow
Crunching on the exo
I hate insects
Must be tough to ingest

Don't be scared
The protein's there
The gastro acids break down everything
The legs and wings
You need to eat some food now

He ate a june bug
A giant june bug
For just a few bucks
I nearly puked, mom
I need a huge hug
It gave me goosebumps
The way the juice was
Still on his tooth once
He swallowed huge chunks
I need a new gut
Cause mine refuses
To even use what's
For dinner two months
I couldn't do much
Go in the pool? Yuck!
He ate a june bug
Omar ate a june bug

[Bjam]

June Bug
by Bjam

June Bug comes once a year
Slap bang in the middle of the year, dear
Flying around all over the place
Hanging around for many days

June Bug is for lovers
June Bug is for sisters
June Bug is for all the dreamers
and the thinkers and the long-distance callers

It arrives after May
July is still far away
Summer heat
June Bug is sweet

June Bug is for lovers
June Bug is for sisters
June Bug is for all the dreamers
and the thinkers and the long-distance callers

Multi-coloured joy
In the smile of your favourite boy
Ice cream sundaes
Floating in the summer haze

June Bug is for lovers
June Bug is for sisters
June Bug is for all the dreamers
and the thinkers and the long-distance callers

June Bug is for smiling
June Bug is for kissing
June Bug is for hugging
June Bug is for all the happy people

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[j$]

June Bug by Mad Johnny Cashpoint

Government laboratory on atoll in the southern sea,
Where bugs escape into the sky, green beetles of enormous size
Scientist's experiment gone wrong, they storm our continent
It's the last weekend of June, when giant beetles blot the moon

Insect overlords are here

scarab beetles feed by night, a blackish swarm in frenzied flight,
They charge towards the city lights, the human race prepares to fight
Sharpened pincers, armoured hides, they're stained with blood of thousands died
They've destroyed our army's best, This country will become their nest

Insect overlords are here

Everybody's going to die, we will not live to see July,
The twilight of the human race, so baby wear your saddest face
Insect overlords are here, bow down before in awe and fear
Put your deely boppers on, they might mistake us for their young ...

Repeat 3rd verse

[bwell]

June Bug (The BeWells)

You're like a little June Bug, baby
Hovering around my door
No matter how I try to shoo you away
You will be back I'm sure

Can't you see you're such a bother, baby
Though you don't mean any harm
Even if I protest you'll be back again
Drawn by my grace and charm

Sometimes I think about what might be, baby
Were I to let you in awhile
If you ever leave and find another door
I'm gonna miss your smile

You're like my little June Bug, baby
Hovering around my door
Each time I say no and send you on your way
I'm hoping you'll be back for more

You are my little June Bug, baby (July, August, September, October)
Always hanging 'round my door (November, December, January too)
No matter what I do to shoo you away (February, March, April, May or June)
Come back and pester me some more (Any month will do)
Come back and pester me some more

[Poor June]

Poor June
words and music: myself... (mess ups here and there)

she never goes anywhere
she never shows, everybodies waiting
he wonders what it takes
but it'll never come his way...

Everybody meets imbetween
june bug
Poor excuse, you never
showed up

and everything comes swirling around
she wonders what it takes, to get back to the ground
he's hiding somewhere in the bush
you better run and hide...

Everybody meets imbetween
june bug
Poor excuse, you never
showed up
Everybody meets imbetween
june bug
Poor excuse, you never
showed up...

What's underneath the ground (everybody meets)
in which you stand
what's underneath the ground (poor excuse, poor excuse)
in which you stand
what's underneath the ground
in which you stand
what's underneath the ground
in which you stand

Everybody meets imbetween
june bug
Poor excuse, you never
showed up
Everybody meets imbetween
june bug
Poor excuse, you never
showed up
Everybody meets imbetween.... (what's underneath the ground)june bug(in which you stand)