The Song Fight Bulletin Board

By Johnny Cashpoint
(Features samples taken from Cactus Malpractice's youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... Sl8yn4txal)

My guy is a complicated man
He has joined an e-bike gang
Stealing phones out of the hands
Of tourists is their masterplan

Cops are putting their pants on
Cops are getting their bikes out
Out the shed but they be dead
So they will never catch up

He desires control and power
Upwards of fifty miles an hour
Drives round showing off his hardon
Without so much a beg your pardon

Jesus is putting his face on
Jesus is getting his bike out
Out the shed but he's done dead
He will never catch on

Repeat Chorus

He drives north without remorse then back south through your summerhouse

Vom Vorton

my baby joined an e-bike gang
I voted no, she went against my will
my baby joined an e-bike gang
now I can’t follow her uphill

she says she doesn’t want me meddling
I can’t tell if she’s really pedalling, any more

my baby joined an e-bike gang
but I don’t trust the technology yet
my baby joined an e-bike gang
so what is it that makes her sweat?

all these nights just waiting for her to come home
she keeps her bike charged but forgets about her phone
tried to meet her where they hang out, drove there in the car
but it turns out when I’m sober… I can’t handle bars

my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang

I’m not sure if she’s even into me
but I still pay her electricity, yeah

my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang
my baby joined an e-bike gang

My Baby Joined An E-Bike Gang
Jim Tyrrell

My baby’s done some crazy things
But this one’s beyond imagining
My baby joined an e-bike gang
She doesn’t even know how to ride

My baby gets some wild ideas
They keep getting crazier over the years
My baby joined an e-bike gang
She never even goes outside

She bought a helmet and a matching vest
So she can look just like all the rest
My baby joined an e-bike gang
It’s more than a little absurd

She got it all on the internet
UPS hasn’t delivered it yet
My baby joined an e-bike gang
It’s the weirdest thing I never heard