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Snow, Sleet and Hail
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2024 2:21 pm
by j$
By Johnny Cashpoint
(uses a drum sample from IDLES' 'Gift Horse')
See Santa sweating profusely
cant get up and down the chimney
Joy-boy's got Xmas problems a plenty;
Carrying presents - the ignominy!
It's a climate emergency
Declare Xmas done urgently
It's a no snow sleet or hail fail -
Endless tropical heat and gales
It's been a bad year!
Ho ho ho, it's been's a bad year.
Watch Santa getting all sweaty
Like a gammon worshiping Mammon
One way trip to the cemetery
Heart attack waiting to happen
It's a climate emergency
Declare Xmas done urgently
It's a no snow sleet or hail fail
Endless tropical heat and gales
It's been a bad year!
Ho ho ho, it's been a bad year. x3
Re: Snow, Sleet and Hail
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2024 11:50 pm
by fretnoize
Submitted as The End of Rock and Roll
They amass on the hills
in the dead of night
Giants of hell and ice
evil poised in the moonlight
Three days of hell
for them to eradicate
But when we repel
They learn their mistake
Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale
Innocents targeted
For annihilation
All for an arrogant tyrant
facing damnation
We hold the ground
refuse to compromise
Invaders will rest
where sunflowers rise
Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale
War premised on lies
Wave after wave
War premised on lies
March of the depraved
Tonight frost giants attack with
snow sleet and hail
Press on and push them back
until we hear the nightingale
Re: Snow, Sleet and Hail
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 9:25 pm
by Pigfarmer Jr
Snow, Sleet and Hail
Pigfarmer Jr
It's time we got out of the city
The weather is looking rather shitty
The kids just want to leave
We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
The snowflakes are slowly getting bigger
The wiper blades are moving quicker
It's getting hard to see
We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
The ice is covering the bridges
And we are avoiding the ditches
As I clench my teeth
We're gonna go into the snow
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Out of the heat into the sleet
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
Into the gale, braving the hail
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
We'll take her advice, tread slow on the ice
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas
To Grandmother's house for Christmas